gangnams | the sexting/phone sex meme

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the sexting/phone sex meme

the sexting/phone sex meme

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what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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txt: love you more. ❤️
txt: thanks for putting up with me and my dick. 🥺

txt: i love your dick. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ you never need to thank me for that.
txt: the bed is cold without you. ㅠ where did you go?
txt: you better not be gaming right now?!

txt: and my dick loves you too!! 🥰
txt: not gaming. i went back to the laundry room to hang the clothes you were washing earlier...
txt: i know you won't be able to walk for awhile so i decided to take responsibility. ☺️

txt: and how about the rest of you? ❤️
txt: 🥺 hyung...
txt: that's the sexiest thing i've ever heard. ㅠㅠ
txt: almost enough for me to want to have sex with you again right this instant. ㅠㅠ

txt: the rest of me can't live without you. 💕
txt: r-really?
txt: can your body really handle more, baby?

txt: good. 💢
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ i think i heard your gasp from here.
txt: ah, maybe not my ass right now but i'm always willing to use my mouth, hyung~❤️
txt: maybe later, after a hot soak in the bath, we can go for round two?

txt: what about you? i wanna hear you saying you love the rest of me too~
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ i'm really shocked!!!
txt: ah, okay... your mouth is really nice too... nice... very nice... your lips wrapped around me... ah...
txt: ... i got hard again. ㅜㅜ

txt: i love every part of you, kim taehyung. 🙈
txt: don't screencap that and post it on sns, okay!? the hyungs will tease me. ㅠㅠ
txt: ...
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ my cute hyung~
txt: do you like my mouth that much? do you like tugging at my hair and seeing how teary my eyes are when you fuck my throat?

txt: shit i just tweeted it with the caption "jeon jungkook says he loves me, suck on that!!!"
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: i do... i do love it... you have the best mouth, gguk... i mean it's like fucking your ass but like with tongue? you know? well you can't know because you can't do that to yourself
txt: but you take my cock so well... it's amazing ㅠ i didn't know i'd ever find someone who can handle me

txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ hyung! ㅠㅠ watch me take a picture of you eating me out and tweet it with the caption of "kim taehyung kissing my ass". 🙂
txt: ...i can't do it to myself!? i had no idea. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ hyung, even your dirty talk is so cute.
txt: i have to make sure you forget about everyone you ever had before me. 🥺 but also, i really love the feeling of choking on a cock as big and thick as yours....

txt: ...don't post that either. 🙈

txt: yeah? i dare you to do it 🤪
txt: my dirty talk turns you on, don't lie ㅠㅠ
txt: there was no one before you who had the guts to let me fuck their mouth... i even got insecure about being too big because no one would let me... until the boy of my dreams came along and told me to choke him with my huge dick 🥺 that's when i thought to myself... is this true love?!

txt: kidding, i was in love with you before that ㅎㅎㅎ

txt: fuck i already pressed send tweet

txt: keep posting my texts and i might!! 😩
txt: ....hyung. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: were you really in love with me before that? what if i couldn't handle your big dick and didn't like to wake you up by riding you like the cockslut i am? would you still love me all the same, hyung~?

txt: i'm starting to think hyung likes everyone knowing about our sex life~

txt: do it!!! 🔥
txt: i was already crazy in love with you before we even had our first kiss... but you being able to take my dick is an amazing bonus...
txt: a fucking amazing bonus
txt: i'm so thankful everyday i thank all the higher powers out there for blessing me with the tightest piece of ass that accepted me for who i am ㅠ

txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ i'm messing with you~ i haven't posted anything
txt: unless you want me to? 💕

txt: baby, really?
txt: ah, my super cute boyfriend. ㅠㅠ what am i gonna do with you, huh?
txt: ... ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ do you know how my ass gets so tight!? squats. let's go to the gym, hyung. 🙂 if you watch how much i work to maintain it, you might appreciate it even more~

txt: i do like people knowing that i'm yours. 🥺 you get so many people interested in you. ㅠㅠ

txt: really.
txt: how about loving me forever, maybe?
txt: ... uh, no... no, thank you? unless you're just inviting me to watch you work out then, yes. yes, yes.

txt: don't worry... one look at my dick, and they'll run.

txt: that's already something i'm planning to do though. don't want anything else, hyung? ❤️
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ you can't live on hot cheetos and donuts forever! i'm trying to keep you healthy! 😩

txt: are you... telling me you're going to show them your dick? 💢

txt: oh... i'm happy with this 👉👈
txt: isn't fucking considered a workout? if we do it at least thirty minutes everyday, that should be enough, right? right??

txt: i meant to SCARE THEM OFF and nothing else!! 😫

txt: just love me forever too, my silly puppy hyung~
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ for you, i think we need to make it three hours. 🤔
txt: we'll have to work on your core, so remember to keep it tight as you fuck me, okay?

txt: no!! hyung, what if there's a size queen among them and he comes running at you even harder?!

txt: i do and i will love you forever. i promise.
txt: ... is... is that a jab at my stamina... or my body? am i a slob to you? ㅠㅠ
txt: don't i do that already?!
txt: i may not workout as much as you do but at least my ass still looks good... 😞 according to our mutual friends...

txt: fuck i didn't think that far ahead uh... 😳 there's no one else but you for me!!

txt: 🙈❤️ going to post that on my sns... ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: ah, baby, no! nothing like that. i was teasing you because three hours of sex is a really long time and i wanted you to get excited for it. ㅠㅠ but it backfired.

txt: ... get your cute, amazing butt back in here and prove it. 🥺
txt: by also washing our sheets. 🤓

Edited 2020-04-06 18:38 (UTC)

txt: what caption are you using for it? tag the whole world so that they know!! ❤️
txt: oh... ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ sorry i got insecure when you actually meant something else. ㅠ

txt: fine, i can wash the sheets...
txt: if you saw my butt anyway, you'd fall even harder for me. 🥵

txt: ... ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ baby, really? should i just tag #wholewideworld? actually, i think i'll just write - #hungdick. that should get everyone's attention~
txt: it's okay. ❤️ i'll make it up to you with lots of kisses, okay?

txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: should i pat my cute puppy's butt for being such a good boy~?

txt: 😂😂😂 you can always use both hashtags! there are enough characters on twitter to use both~
txt: okay... on the lips? ❤️

txt: if you want to... it's yours anyway

txt: #hungdick #myboyfriendnotyours #wholewideworld #loveofmylife ? 🥰
txt: yes. ❤️ lips. and your cute nose mole. and your eyebrows and your eyelids.

txt: i change my mind. the sheets can wait... come back here and cuddle me? ❤️

txt: that should be enough 🥰
txt: ah, to be smothered in kisses~

txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎ why did you suddenly change your mind? was it something i said?

Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au

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