the sexting/phone sex meme

[tamama]

the sexting/phone sex meme

how to play:

what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au

[jeongkuk]

txt: just love me forever too, my silly puppy hyung~
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ for you, i think we need to make it three hours. 🤔
txt: we'll have to work on your core, so remember to keep it tight as you fuck me, okay?

txt: no!! hyung, what if there's a size queen among them and he comes running at you even harder?!

Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au

[vantes]

txt: i do and i will love you forever. i promise.
txt: ... is... is that a jab at my stamina... or my body? am i a slob to you? ㅠㅠ
txt: don't i do that already?!
txt: i may not workout as much as you do but at least my ass still looks good... 😞 according to our mutual friends...

txt: fuck i didn't think that far ahead uh... 😳 there's no one else but you for me!!

Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au

[jeongkuk]

txt: 🙈❤️ going to post that on my sns... ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: ah, baby, no! nothing like that. i was teasing you because three hours of sex is a really long time and i wanted you to get excited for it. ㅠㅠ but it backfired.

txt: ... get your cute, amazing butt back in here and prove it. 🥺
txt: by also washing our sheets. 🤓

Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au

[vantes]

txt: what caption are you using for it? tag the whole world so that they know!! ❤️
txt: oh... ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ sorry i got insecure when you actually meant something else. ㅠ

txt: fine, i can wash the sheets...
txt: if you saw my butt anyway, you'd fall even harder for me. 🥵

Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au

[jeongkuk]

txt: ... ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ baby, really? should i just tag #wholewideworld? actually, i think i'll just write - #hungdick. that should get everyone's attention~
txt: it's okay. ❤️ i'll make it up to you with lots of kisses, okay?

txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: should i pat my cute puppy's butt for being such a good boy~?

Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au

[vantes]

txt: 😂😂😂 you can always use both hashtags! there are enough characters on twitter to use both~
txt: okay... on the lips? ❤️

txt: if you want to... it's yours anyway

Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au

[jeongkuk]

txt: #hungdick #myboyfriendnotyours #wholewideworld #loveofmylife ? 🥰
txt: yes. ❤️ lips. and your cute nose mole. and your eyebrows and your eyelids.

txt: i change my mind. the sheets can wait... come back here and cuddle me? ❤️

Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au

[vantes]

txt: that should be enough 🥰
txt: ah, to be smothered in kisses~

txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎ why did you suddenly change your mind? was it something i said?

Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au

[jeongkuk]

txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ it's just the effect i got from talking to you.
txt: ....and i miss having you cling to me like a baby octopus. ㅠ
txt: or should i just let you wash the sheets, huh? 💢

Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au

[vantes]

txt: no, i would much rather be hugging you than washing!!
txt: and we both know you love doing the laundry more than any living being