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the sexting/phone sex meme
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Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au
txt: i was already crazy in love with you before we even had our first kiss... but you being able to take my dick is an amazing bonus...
txt: a fucking amazing bonus
txt: i'm so thankful everyday i thank all the higher powers out there for blessing me with the tightest piece of ass that accepted me for who i am ㅠ
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ i'm messing with you~ i haven't posted anything
txt: unless you want me to? 💕
Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au
txt: ah, my super cute boyfriend. ㅠㅠ what am i gonna do with you, huh?
txt: ... ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ do you know how my ass gets so tight!? squats. let's go to the gym, hyung. 🙂 if you watch how much i work to maintain it, you might appreciate it even more~
txt: i do like people knowing that i'm yours. 🥺 you get so many people interested in you. ㅠㅠ
Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au
txt: how about loving me forever, maybe?
txt: ... uh, no... no, thank you? unless you're just inviting me to watch you work out then, yes. yes, yes.
txt: don't worry... one look at my dick, and they'll run.
Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ you can't live on hot cheetos and donuts forever! i'm trying to keep you healthy! 😩
txt: are you... telling me you're going to show them your dick? 💢
Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au
txt: isn't fucking considered a workout? if we do it at least thirty minutes everyday, that should be enough, right? right??
txt: i meant to SCARE THEM OFF and nothing else!! 😫
Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ for you, i think we need to make it three hours. 🤔
txt: we'll have to work on your core, so remember to keep it tight as you fuck me, okay?
txt: no!! hyung, what if there's a size queen among them and he comes running at you even harder?!
Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au
txt: ... is... is that a jab at my stamina... or my body? am i a slob to you? ㅠㅠ
txt: don't i do that already?!
txt: i may not workout as much as you do but at least my ass still looks good... 😞 according to our mutual friends...
txt: fuck i didn't think that far ahead uh... 😳 there's no one else but you for me!!
Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au
txt: ah, baby, no! nothing like that. i was teasing you because three hours of sex is a really long time and i wanted you to get excited for it. ㅠㅠ but it backfired.
txt: ... get your cute, amazing butt back in here and prove it. 🥺
txt: by also washing our sheets. 🤓
Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au
txt: oh... ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ sorry i got insecure when you actually meant something else. ㅠ
txt: fine, i can wash the sheets...
txt: if you saw my butt anyway, you'd fall even harder for me. 🥵
Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au
txt: it's okay. ❤️ i'll make it up to you with lots of kisses, okay?
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: should i pat my cute puppy's butt for being such a good boy~?
Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au
txt: okay... on the lips? ❤️
txt: if you want to... it's yours anyway
Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au
txt: yes. ❤️ lips. and your cute nose mole. and your eyebrows and your eyelids.
txt: i change my mind. the sheets can wait... come back here and cuddle me? ❤️
Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au
txt: ah, to be smothered in kisses~
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎ why did you suddenly change your mind? was it something i said?
Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au
txt: ....and i miss having you cling to me like a baby octopus. ㅠ
txt: or should i just let you wash the sheets, huh? 💢
Re: kim taehyung | childhood friends au
txt: and we both know you love doing the laundry more than any living being