the phone sex/sexting meme

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the phone sex / sexting meme how to play what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: you fuck me harder when i do~ ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: you were out and i didn't know when you'd be back ㅠ i considered welcoming you home in that lingerie set you always like but i couldn't wait...
txt: yeah, a party ㅎㅎ does it matter?
txt: maybe sometimes i do wanna watch the movie... but you get so handsy so fast, jeno-yah ㅋㅋ

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: you know what… you’re right
txt: guess you got impatient, huh? ㅋ
txt: it doesn’t. ㅋㅋ but i don’t want to see him again..
txt: so you want me to have you on my lap, and not touch you while we watch? ㅋㅋ
txt: i can do that?
txt: i’ll TRY

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅋㅋㅋ i know you
txt: i should've waited, it wasn't half as satisfying...
txt: oh? i like you like this ㅋㅋ you won't, i won't be calling him~
txt: ...wait... no... i didn't say that 😔 it's not my fault you get me so worked up whenever you touch me ㅠㅠ

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: You know me too wellㅋ
txt: if you waited, it would be twice as satisfying ㅋ
txt: i know how to please women ㅋㅋ
txt: better. i’ll rate the next one you bring in!
txt: cute. I guess if you ask me nicely~ 🤔

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: heol ㅋㅋ i can't only rely on you ㅠ
txt: how are you gonna rate him... are you gonna watch next time? ㅋㅋ
txt: ...ugh, fine! you know i don't wanna watch the movie, i was just being annoying 🙄
txt: now all i can think about is your hand sliding up my thigh...

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: that’s true, i’m not always around..
txt: Tempting, but I wouldn’t want to intrude.
txt: I’ll rate him by how loud you are in bed ㅎ
txt: Unless you ask me to…
txt: I know, baby. ㅋㅋ I’m always up for a quick fuck.
txt: hm~ are you going to touch yourself at the thought of it?

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: think of it as me having backup plans ㅋ
txt: and if i asked you to?
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ what was last night's rating then?
txt: always? if you're home, let me ride you before i head to class.. ㅋㅋ
txt: maybe i already am...

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: as long as some stranger doesn’t move in with us, I’m good ㅋㅋ
txt: then, I would.
txt: i’ll give him a 3 because i fell asleep ㅋㅋ
txt: i don’t like him.
txt: always. and if you don’t make it to class?
txt: don’t overdo it. Wait till i get home so i can eat you out.

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: never ㅋ the same goes for you~
txt: will you fuck me after he leaves~?
txt: ㅋㅋㅋ wa, a 3, how generous~
txt: okay okay, you won't see him again... though i'm curious about what you don't like about him ㅎㅎ
txt: i will! don't tempt me ㅠ
txt: when have i ever been too tired for you ㅋㅋ but hurry home anyway... your tongue feels better than my fingers

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i’m a man of my words. ㅋ
txt: i’ll fuck you until you forget about him
txt: aftercare too. and the usual pizza place when we get hungry ㅋ
txt: a 3 because he had the chance to sleep with you ㅋㅋ
txt: he seems like the type to get attached. ㅋ
txt: and if i asked you to spend the day in bed with me?
txt: you’re right. Never ㅋㅋㅋ practice is ending soon, i’ll be jacking off in the shower thinking of you ㅋㅋ

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅋㅋㅋ don't hold back...
txt: you're the best~ can we get those lava cakes they do too?
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ he was cute... and you know i'm weak for nice big arms~
txt: maybe you're right... he texted me this morning
txt: heol... i can't say no to you...
txt: wish i was there to give you a hand instead ㅠ
pic: it's a blurry nude of yeeun on her knees on her bed, thighs spread, free hand between them.
txt: don't overdo it, save some for me~

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: you know i wouldn’t.
txt: with vanilla ice cream, just how you like it!
txt: yeah… but i don’t like him for you 😒
txt: it’s not like we do repeat customers anyway.. ㅋ
txt: aside from each other, of course.
txt: your horny roommate is more important than class? ㅋㅋ
txt: thanks, baby. i’ll jack off to this well.
(Jeno sends a shaky video of his hand pumping his wet and hard cock in the shower, moaning out Yeeun’s name while he was at it and stopped recording abruptly.)
txt: fuck, do we still have condoms at home? or do i need to buy some on the way?

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: then~ this weekend ㅋ my project group's going out so i'll probably bring someone back~ stay and watch.
txt: you know me so well ❤
txt: ㅋㅋㅋ why bother when we already are the best~
txt: ugh, i knew it was a trap. i'll go to class just to prove my point, then!
txt: mm, you look so good ㅠ did anyone hear you? ㅋㅋ
txt: can you pick some up? i think i used the last one, i'm sorry ㅠ

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: With pleasure. I’ll even bring popcorn.
txt: or a girl to mess with.
txt: that’s right, you set the bar so high in bed, that no one can compare ㅋ
txt: I’m just messing with you~ I’ll walk you to class in case I wear you out ㅋ
txt: I don’t think anyone did, I stayed for a bit to make up for the practices I missed out on.
txt: was anyone supposed to hear me? ㅋㅋ
txt: man, he doesn’t even bring his own condoms and he sleeps around?
txt: block him or something ㅋㅋ
txt: I’m kidding, it’s cool, It was due for a refill anyway. I’ll get you your morning-after pills refill too.

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: how are you going to watch me if you have someone else over? ㅠ
txt: i like all these compliments 😏 ㅋㅋㅋ we just get each other~
txt: you're gonna get tired of me saying you're the best, but you are ㅎㅎ
txt: mmn... i like the thought of people hearing you moan my name ㅎ but i like hearing it myself most~
txt: he said he'd just pull out but i didn't trust him to do that ㅎ
txt: he's gone, don't even think about him~
txt: what would i do without you ㅠㅠ the ahjussi at the pharmacy gave me such a look for clearing the shelf last time they had a sale, i wanted to die...

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅋㅋ i’m teasing. i’ll keep my eyes on you while i… evaluate this next guy’s skills in bed…
txt: we do. ㅋㅋ what would I do without you?
txt: i know i am 😏 but i like when you remind me~
txt: and if they think we’re dating? who’s gonna sleep with us now? ㅋ
txt: I am so glad you actually listened to my advice back then!
txt: my pull out game’s pretty strong, but can’t blame him, you ARE irresistible!
txt: I’m sure he thought you were just being responsible? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i'll look forward to your rating~ ㅎㅎ
txt: probably be much less satisfied 🤔
txt: you're the best, lee jeno ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: ...well... that's not so bad ㅋ if i had to just sleep with one person, then i'd be glad it was you ㅋㅋ
txt: i listen to you sometimes :)
txt: aw, babe~ ㅎㅎㅎ see, i can't rely on other people to have that kind of willpower~
txt: i can't risk getting hooked on you fucking me raw either ㅠ
txt: ...i've worn a hat in there ever since ㅠㅠ

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: I’m already giving him a 2 because i’m already seething with jealousy ㅋ
txt: i know what you’re going to be up to..
txt: you’re the best, jang yeeun 👍🏻
txt: well now that you bring it up, you’re kinda right about that…
txt: are we ready to say goodbye to sleeping around though? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: just sometimes… ㅋ and it gets you out of trouble each time~
txt: i know, i know~ if we ever get together then i’d like to fuck you raw ㅋㅋ
txt: take me with you next time, I’d like to see the look on his face!

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎ are you really? what would you say if i told you i was trying to make you jealous...
txt: absolutely nothing~ 😇
txt: 🥰🥰🥰 we're the best ㅋㅋ
txt: i mean...
txt: i always come back to you ㅋ no one else can even compare ㅋ
txt: my hero ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: that's already tempting enough~ ㅋㅋㅋ i'm kidding
txt: i mean... if you ever wanted to try... us? i wouldn't say no
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ and if he judges you too?

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: tell that guy he’s not welcome ㅋㅋㅋㅋ and rate me instead! ㅋ
txt: that’s true, we come home to each other, we’re basically like a married couple at this point.ㅋ who ever paired us as roomies deserves a huuuuge raise! ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: woah… are you for real?
txt: and i mean it in a ‘i will get to fuck you raw’ way…
txt: i’ll go and tell him we fuck like rabbits so we need lots of it ㅋㅋ

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ yah, you already know you're a 10...
txt: we can invite them to our wedding ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: it makes sense, right? we always get disappointed sleeping with other people ㅋㅋ
txt: not much is gonna change except that i won't have to settle for substandard hookups~
txt: i'm already thinking about how good you'd feel ㅠ
txt: oh my god you will not 😫 just get back here ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i know i’m a 10, but do you agree i’m a 10? ㅋㅋ
txt: and all the people we slept with? ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: you’re a genius, baby ㅋㅋ
txt: you know what? i’m not against this idea at all~
txt: yeah, the rubber takes the fun away for me ㅋㅋ
txt: if I get to embarrass you like this, then sign me up!
txt: i’ll get us take-out too on the way back!

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ugh, you're an 11 to me, happy? ㅠㅠ
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ the guy you walked in on with me can be your best man~
txt: i know, i'm full of good ideas~
txt: ...so... that's it, deal~ we're dating now? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: i know, you always wait till the last minute to put it on ㅋ now i guess~ you don't have to ☺
txt: you're already enjoying this too much ㅠㅠㅠ
txt: get something nice since we have reason to celebrate~

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: glad to know i’m the standard. ㅋㅋ
txt: yeah, so i can be up all on his face that he only got a taste of you while i can have you as much as i want! hah!
txt: i guess so. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: i lose my mind whenever you suck me off, what more being inside you raw? must be mindblowing.
txt: i might need all the strength and will-power to pull out.. my pull out game might not be on point with how i want you right now ㅋㅋ
txt: You’re cute. there’s nothing wrong with telling that ahjussi we’re being responsible adults who fuck each other so much we’re hoarding protectionㅋㅋ
txt: ooh, i already have something nice waiting for me at home, though.. 🤔
txt: kidding, pasta sound okay?

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: you knew that already, ugh. why do i find it hot when you're smug?!
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ i wanna see this for real now...
txt: sit back and watch me take you~ i wanna see your face when you bottom out ㅎ
txt: impatient? i've been wet since you sent me that video ㅠ if the first thing you do when you get home isn't taking me up against the door i'm gonna lose it ㅠㅠ
txt: i'll leave it up to you to decide if you can handle it...
txt: he should understand when he sees us together ㅋ we don't have to tell him 😫
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ i can be dessert~
txt: sounds good!