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H A N G U K ([personal profile] hanguk) wrote in [community profile] gangnams2021-11-13 08:45 am

the phone sex/sexting meme


the phone sex / sexting meme

how to play

what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

(Anonymous) 2021-11-15 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
txt: I’m already giving him a 2 because i’m already seething with jealousy ㅋ
txt: i know what you’re going to be up to..
txt: you’re the best, jang yeeun 👍🏻
txt: well now that you bring it up, you’re kinda right about that…
txt: are we ready to say goodbye to sleeping around though? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: just sometimes… ㅋ and it gets you out of trouble each time~
txt: i know, i know~ if we ever get together then i’d like to fuck you raw ㅋㅋ
txt: take me with you next time, I’d like to see the look on his face!

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

(Anonymous) 2021-11-15 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎ are you really? what would you say if i told you i was trying to make you jealous...
txt: absolutely nothing~ 😇
txt: 🥰🥰🥰 we're the best ㅋㅋ
txt: i mean...
txt: i always come back to you ㅋ no one else can even compare ㅋ
txt: my hero ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: that's already tempting enough~ ㅋㅋㅋ i'm kidding
txt: i mean... if you ever wanted to try... us? i wouldn't say no
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ and if he judges you too?

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

(Anonymous) 2021-11-15 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
txt: tell that guy he’s not welcome ㅋㅋㅋㅋ and rate me instead! ㅋ
txt: that’s true, we come home to each other, we’re basically like a married couple at this point.ㅋ who ever paired us as roomies deserves a huuuuge raise! ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: woah… are you for real?
txt: and i mean it in a ‘i will get to fuck you raw’ way…
txt: i’ll go and tell him we fuck like rabbits so we need lots of it ㅋㅋ

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

(Anonymous) 2021-11-15 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ yah, you already know you're a 10...
txt: we can invite them to our wedding ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: it makes sense, right? we always get disappointed sleeping with other people ㅋㅋ
txt: not much is gonna change except that i won't have to settle for substandard hookups~
txt: i'm already thinking about how good you'd feel ㅠ
txt: oh my god you will not 😫 just get back here ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

(Anonymous) 2021-11-15 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
txt: i know i’m a 10, but do you agree i’m a 10? ㅋㅋ
txt: and all the people we slept with? ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: you’re a genius, baby ㅋㅋ
txt: you know what? i’m not against this idea at all~
txt: yeah, the rubber takes the fun away for me ㅋㅋ
txt: if I get to embarrass you like this, then sign me up!
txt: i’ll get us take-out too on the way back!

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

(Anonymous) 2021-11-15 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
txt: ugh, you're an 11 to me, happy? ㅠㅠ
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ the guy you walked in on with me can be your best man~
txt: i know, i'm full of good ideas~
txt: ...so... that's it, deal~ we're dating now? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: i know, you always wait till the last minute to put it on ㅋ now i guess~ you don't have to ☺
txt: you're already enjoying this too much ㅠㅠㅠ
txt: get something nice since we have reason to celebrate~

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

(Anonymous) 2021-11-15 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
txt: glad to know i’m the standard. ㅋㅋ
txt: yeah, so i can be up all on his face that he only got a taste of you while i can have you as much as i want! hah!
txt: i guess so. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: i lose my mind whenever you suck me off, what more being inside you raw? must be mindblowing.
txt: i might need all the strength and will-power to pull out.. my pull out game might not be on point with how i want you right now ㅋㅋ
txt: You’re cute. there’s nothing wrong with telling that ahjussi we’re being responsible adults who fuck each other so much we’re hoarding protectionㅋㅋ
txt: ooh, i already have something nice waiting for me at home, though.. 🤔
txt: kidding, pasta sound okay?

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

(Anonymous) 2021-11-15 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
txt: you knew that already, ugh. why do i find it hot when you're smug?!
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ i wanna see this for real now...
txt: sit back and watch me take you~ i wanna see your face when you bottom out ㅎ
txt: impatient? i've been wet since you sent me that video ㅠ if the first thing you do when you get home isn't taking me up against the door i'm gonna lose it ㅠㅠ
txt: i'll leave it up to you to decide if you can handle it...
txt: he should understand when he sees us together ㅋ we don't have to tell him 😫
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ i can be dessert~
txt: sounds good!

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

(Anonymous) 2021-11-15 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
txt: ㅋㅋ i get a little too confident at times.
txt: there’s no way you’re inviting him over again. no repeat customers!
txt: i might pass out and see stars… fuck… i’m so ready.
txt: you started it! i was horny then, but the photo you sent made me want more. your bed must be soaking by now ㅋㅋ
txt: is this a challenge? what do i get if i successfully pull out?
txt: no, he surely needs to know that we’re responsible adults who fuck a lotㅋㅋ
txt: what are you talking about, you’re a full course meal, baby!
txt: 👌 for when we get hungry after fucking. :)

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

(Anonymous) 2021-11-15 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
txt: i like the confidence~
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 'customers' makes it sound so shady... but i won't text him back, promise ㅋ
txt: you've had a long day so you can sit back and relax~ ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: you jacked off in the shower and told me to wait! i'm going crazy...
pic: in focus this time, just of her hand, the tips of two fingers clearly glistening.
txt: all your fault ㅠ
txt: i guess... you win... the right to cum on me wherever you want~
txt: lee jeno 😫 we'll give him a heart attack...
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ you're sweet~
txt: eating after is always the best ㅋㅋㅋ

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

(Anonymous) 2021-11-15 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
txt: why, thank you. 😛
txt: it’s better than calling them people we’ve fucked? ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: does sit back and relax mean cockwarming? because i’d sit through a whole movie if yes ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: i jacked off because i’d look stupid walking around with a boner from how hard you made me…
txt: i need to get me some of that… 🤤 how many fingers have you taken so far?
txt: i’d like to cum on your breasts~
txt: that’s what he gets for staring you down ㅋㅋㅋ so you can go back to buying your pills in peace ㅋ
txt: i can be your dessert~

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

(Anonymous) 2021-11-15 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
txt: it's shorter, at least ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: i don't know if i can guarantee i won't just ride you... there's no way we could sit through a whole movie ㅋ
txt: okay fine, probably best you didn't go buy condoms with a huge erection... but i'm still suffering ㅠㅠ
txt: just two... i like your fingers so much more
txt: pull out successfully and you can~
txt: wa, so gallant... ㅋㅋㅋㅋ killing old people just for me~
txt: is it my turn to call you a full course meal instead?

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

(Anonymous) 2021-11-15 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
txt: shorter, my ass ㅋㅋ
txt: you’re right… you’d surely be the biggest tease 🤔
txt: just a bit more, baby. I just need to pick up the food and i’m coming home to you :)
txt: let’s do four next. i’d want to hear you scream my name~
txt: let our neighbors hear ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: what will you do if i don’t pull out and cum in you? 🤔
txt: hey, anything for you, baby. you need to do your shopping in peace ㅋ
txt: that’s a given. I am so ready to eat you out… clear the island counter for me?

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

(Anonymous) 2021-11-16 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ but it's so fun getting you worked up~ you can't expect me to just do nothing when you're inside me ㅠㅠ
txt: four?! i can't believe how hot i got just reading that... hurry up, i want you ㅠ
txt: we'll get noise complaints again~ but it's always worth it ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: ......
txt: actually...
txt: that's always been a fantasy of mine ㅋ
txt: you're sweet ❤ fine, let's go together and you can say what you want~
txt: mm, the counter... fuck, babe, i'll make a mess if you don't get home soon ㅠ

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

(Anonymous) 2021-11-16 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
txt: touché. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ride me however you want~
txt: i want to see the look on your face when i do it… the mirror in your room might helpㅋㅋ
txt: it’s not like they can stop us from fucking now that we’re not having anyone over..
txt: is it? ㅋㅋㅋ you’ll let me? fuck… I’ve never done it before…
txt: you’re not going to shut me up when we’re there, are you?
txt: i’ll eat you out just how you like it~ i’m almost there!

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

(Anonymous) 2021-11-16 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
txt: i know i said i'd do the work but it feels so good when you hold me down onto your lap 🥺
txt: making me watch myself too... ahh, babe...
txt: ㅋㅋㅋ it's also not like i can keep quiet, either...
txt: uh huh ㅋ i've got off on the thought of you filling me up way too many times ㅠㅠ
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ we'll see :)
txt: can't wait to have your head between my thighs~ i'm waiting!

(( jw if you would potentially want to continue texting/scening this elsewhere? ☺

Re: jeno (nct) / college roommates/friends with benefits au

(Anonymous) 2021-11-16 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
txt: i doubt you’d being held down though.. we’ve gone through this so many times since we started fuckingㅋㅋ
txt: I could get off just by watching you, you know? 🥵
txt: loud women are such a turn on though.
txt: hold up, thought it applied to everyone you sleep with, then i remembered you’d be on protection because guys can’t be trusted ㅋ
txt: I know you and you can’t stop me. :)
txt: thanks to you, I’m walking uncomfortably with this boner ㅋㅋ

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