the phone sex/sexting meme

[hanguk]

the phone sex / sexting meme how to play what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: he's a biter but we both know that's nothing new ㅋㅋ

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i think you should take responsibility for being so edible. ㅋㅋ what else?

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: you're standing proof that i'm not very responsible ㅋㅋㅋ but i can't remember! it was after my roommate made me watch crawl with him

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i'd rather be kneeling, but i'll take what i can get today.
txt: tell me you work a m-f 9-5 job without telling me you work a m-f 9-5 job... was it good?

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i like you better on your knees too, you can't bully me as much 🥲
txt: my brain wasn't advanced enough for it... think i'll stick to the ninja turtles ㅋㅋㅋ

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: this is the first time in my life anyone has ever called me a bully...
txt: is it a request? ㅋㅋ am i too nice?
txt: let's watch the harry potter movies next time you come over.

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: too nice? has anyone called you that before either ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: sure. do you solemnly swear you're up to no good?

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: all the time... ㅎㅎ once you get past my face.
txt: there's nothing good about what i'm up to with you.

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i think you’re just right
txt: can i wear nothing but you during the movie?

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ... does it make me easy if that line turned me on? ㅋㅋ
txt: i was thinking post-coital movie time, but i can recite the movie from memory so...

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: what line, i'm dead serious ㅋㅋ
txt: every word..? of.. harry potter and the sorcerer's stone?

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: how are you going to pay attention to the movie if i'm also naked?
txt: yes, all of the movies.
txt: almost all of the movies.
txt: most of the movies?

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: torn because i want you sitting on my cock like a sleeve until one of us caves but i also really need to see this magic trick?

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ... what's harry potter again?

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ hey you can't walk it back now, i want a demonstration!

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: but i want to sit on your cock like a sleeve until one of us caves.
txt: ㅋㅋㅋ

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: we're a disaster... ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: just say when

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: it's okay because we both clean up well. ㅎㅎ
txt: i'm almost done for the day... how much notice do you need?

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: can you hold out until 6? though if not i could fake a family emergency with a little convincing ㅋㅋ

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: 6...
txt: ㅋㅋ no, i can wait.
txt: if you'll spend the night. i'll order us breakfast?

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: shouldn't have swiped right on a company man 😬
txt: if breakfast is on you then i can wake you up with that thing you like

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: but you look so good in a button up. how was i to resist?
txt: that thing i like?
txt: there are so many things i like about you. ㅋㅋ in order, your mouth, your fingers, and your dick. and your thighs but i can't think of a sexy way to wake me up with just a thigh...

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: all the effort that went to those topless gym selcas when you just want my linkedin profile...
txt: the one i hardly ever get to do ㅋㅋㅋ

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: your linkedin profile should be held up as a standard on pornhub.
txt: have you thought about making an onlyfans? ㅋㅋ

txt: topless gym selcas are so... out of season.

txt: this conversation is making me horny and there are so many hours still left in the day. ㅜㅜ

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ... did you actually find my linkedin?
txt: are you 'someone from hankuk university'?
txt: this is not the first time i heard that career advice and i don't know how i should feel ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: are you home already?