the phone sex/sexting meme

[hanguk]

the phone sex / sexting meme how to play what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: shouldn't have swiped right on a company man 😬
txt: if breakfast is on you then i can wake you up with that thing you like

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: but you look so good in a button up. how was i to resist?
txt: that thing i like?
txt: there are so many things i like about you. ㅋㅋ in order, your mouth, your fingers, and your dick. and your thighs but i can't think of a sexy way to wake me up with just a thigh...

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: all the effort that went to those topless gym selcas when you just want my linkedin profile...
txt: the one i hardly ever get to do ㅋㅋㅋ

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: your linkedin profile should be held up as a standard on pornhub.
txt: have you thought about making an onlyfans? ㅋㅋ

txt: topless gym selcas are so... out of season.

txt: this conversation is making me horny and there are so many hours still left in the day. ㅜㅜ

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ... did you actually find my linkedin?
txt: are you 'someone from hankuk university'?
txt: this is not the first time i heard that career advice and i don't know how i should feel ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: are you home already?

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: i respect your right to privacy from your tinder hook ups.
txt: you should feel thoughtful.

txt: worked from home today. go me. worked naked and jerked off twice.

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: uh... huh...
txt: are you running an onlyfans??
txt: one of these days we should sync up our lunch hours ㅋㅋ

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i could run an onlyfans.
txt: to facetime? wouldn't you get in trouble for watching porn at work? ㅋㅋ

txt: if you want to meet up for lunch, i'm flexible.

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: what's a little more trouble when it's you ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: fuck yeah you are
txt: wait for real?

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: if you're going to jerk off at work, i want to be involved. ㅋㅋ
txt: yes?
txt: no?

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: thinking...
txt: we haven't had sex in my car yet...

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: is that problem about to be fixed?

txt: are you confident you can stop before we run over our lunch breaks? ㅋㅋ

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i don't know about you but i am prepared to commit time card fraud if it means you'll be sucking me off in the next 35 minutes

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: my mouth and i are ready and willing.
txt: am i sucking or are you fucking?

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: my car's not that big, we might literally break your back... ㅋㅋㅋ

Re: juyeon / au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: you know i'm flexible.
txt: but if you're that worried, we can save the car for another time.