the misfired text meme

[tamama]

the misfired text meme

It happens to the best of us. You were trying to send a text to your mom/friend/dad/boyfriend/girlfriend and ended up sending it to a complete stranger or worse, somebody you know. Hopefully it wasn't raunchy (but it was probably raunchy). Whoops.

How to Play:
1: Post your characters with a text meant for somebody else
2: ... Or wait for someone else to send them a text, we're not your boss.
3: Respond.
4: ???
5: Profit.
6: ps Link all NSFW things.
7: Original post via bakerstreet

Comments

lee jeno (nct) / ota

[(Anonymous)]

hyunjin (skz) / college dance team au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: he was staring at me during practice and when he came over during break, i thought it was my chance.....
txt: but he just told me i'd had my shirt inside out since this morning
txt: kill me

Re: hyunjin (skz) / college dance team au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: oh...
txt: uh
txt: should i have not said anything about it...?

renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: sorry i made out with your cousin. again. i just wanted him to take me on his boat.

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: uh huh ㅎ
txt: so is that going to be a reoccurring thing?
txt: you want something from my cousin
txt: so you’ll make out with him?
txt: think it worked?

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: look you kept yelling last time that he’s off-limits and how i’d promised!
txt: so i’m just making it clear, it’s nothing serious
txt: ...i might be at the marina with him and his school friends? so you tell me ㅋㅋ

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: right, off limits ㅎ why did i say he was off limits again? refresh my memory
txt: so you’re with him and his best friends, and it’s nothing serious? ㅎ
txt: what’s my cousin doing right now?

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: what kind of question is that, seriously?
txt: after that whole speech about him being your grandfather’s favorite and
txt: wait.......
txt: don’t tell me they’re marrying you to the choi heiress instead?
txt: you know you have to fucking tell me right
txt: it’s called having a good time! and i barely talked to them
txt: i think he’s still playing billiards in the lounge? they’re loud so i snuck off for a bit

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i say a lot of things to a lot of people, you can’t expect me to remember everything
txt: he is grandfather’s favorite, though. the old man likes to mention that he is often
txt: marrying the choi heiress? ㅎㅎㅎㅎ could be possible, the families are very close
txt: however as far as i know, arrangements of that sort haven’t been made yet
txt: you snuck out about 20 minutes ago, correct?
txt: how’s the view of the sunset?

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

[ ... ]


txt: oh i wouldn’t know i’m throwing myself overboard

txt: you dick?
txt: why didn’t you say something oh my god??
txt: don’t come up here, i will jump

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: jump and i will let you drown
txt: neither of us here can actually swim in real water!
txt: except maybe jaeminnie.
txt: also why did i have to say something?
txt: i wanted to know why you were getting scolded

txt: so you got yelled at by mark hyung? ㅎ
txt: like actually got yelled at? ㅎ

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: good, that’s what i want to happen!
txt: .....because. it’s dishonest??

txt: i don’t know if it was for your benefit or mine
txt: but yeah. he made me go home in his car and wouldn’t make eye contact the whole time he talked
txt: doesn’t matter though

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: too bad that won’t happen. you will not jump!
txt: this is my favorite boat, i will not let it turn into a crime scene
txt: it was not dishonest! it was an unfortunate mishap ㅎ

txt: probably a bit of both. he’s a little protective
txt: first sign of hyung being dishonest: he doesn’t make eye contact
txt: why doesn’t it matter?
txt: it’s rude to sneak off without telling anyone, you know.

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: rule it an accident
txt: take it out to international waters
txt: you have my blessing!
txt: i hate that i’m into a guy who has a favorite boat

txt: so which part was he lying about?
txt: it just doesn’t. does knowing it make your life any different?
txt: ...i’m sorry, guess i wasn’t raised with your manners ㅋㅋ
txt: they seem like good guys. i just got a bit of sensory overload

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: you’re going to make me have to do too much work to cover this up
txt; just stay on the deck and i won’t come up there if you really don’t want me to
txt: what, you don’t have a favorite of something?

txt: does it matter? since it’s nothing serious, like you said.
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ i’m only teasing. sorry, they guys are pretty loud
txt: nana is usually never in the country and we didn’t want to miss him this time around
txt: should i have just invited you out during a more quieter time?

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: thought this was your favorite boat. it’s not worth a little effort? ㅋㅋ
txt: sure, i have a favorite pair of shoes. a favorite cartoon. a favorite noodle shop.
txt: favorite superyacht? not so much ㅋㅋㅋ

txt: ouch, fair hit.
txt: no, i don’t mind that you invited me
txt: this was my plan all along, remember? ㅋ
txt: just give me another 20 minutes to forget this whole interaction

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: this is my favorite boat, but that doesn’t mean i want it to come down to that!
txt: it’ll suck to take her out to the water and remember the time the cute boy decided to jump to his watery death
txt: all because he sent a message to the wrong person ㅎ

txt: your words, not mine.
txt: point. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: if you don’t want to come back, you don’t have to
txt: i can have someone bring you something to drink up there
txt: since if i do it, you’ll jump into the water
txt: and like i said, this is my favorite boat ㅋ

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ...you let me send several, you’re an accessory to the crime!
txt: what even makes it your favorite..?
txt: i’ve gazed into the water long enough to decide this isn’t how i’ll want to go
txt: the crime report will be much thicker if i drown in the rooftop pool instead

txt: that’s what makes it fair
txt: ...ㅋㅋㅋ i hate how you make me feel. it’s terrifying?
txt: did you really keep track of how long i was gone?

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: you wouldn’t be able to prove that!
txt: this one is actually mine. like for my use only.
txt: the others are family boats, but this one is mine
txt: see i was hoping that wouldn’t be an option...
txt: you’re cute so can you just not die on or around my boat?

txt: and how do i make you feel?
txt: can’t be good if you’ve ran away from me down here.
txt: i did, yeah. it’s been close to a little over half an hour now.
txt: i’m starting to think you found a way back to shore without telling me.

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i see. that’s sweet, so she’s actually your one and only ㅋㅋ
txt: i am not cute! stop saying that or you’ll drive me into the water

txt: i thought i was being subtle... i need to watch you more carefully
txt: don’t come up to check. do not!
txt: you’ll ruin my getaway ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: and somehow it’s... easier to say it like this
txt: i feel a little out of my depth. but also like i’m floating

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: yeah, she’s actually my one and only. that’s why she’s my favorite
txt: what should i say then? because you are pretty cute.

txt: i noticed you looking around before you quietly slipped out
txt: i would have followed if i had known that was potentially going to be the last time i see you ㅎ
txt: out of your depth, but like you’re floating...
txt: can i come out to the deck of my own boat?
txt: or would it be easier for me to keep pretending i’m my cousin?

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: whatever it is, say it to your aegyosal?
txt: don’t be so dramatic... ㅋㅋㅋㅋ it was mostly a good time. i liked seeing you like that during noraebang
txt: when you phrase it that way... why, what are you going to do?
txt: if you have something to say, can you pretend to be mark hyung again? ㅋㅋ
txt: but if you just want to make out some more i can be swayed

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: why are you talking about my aegyosal?
txt: you left. was it a good time? ㅎㅎ ah, please don’t mention that...
txt: what, are you worried about what might happen?
txt: i could pretend to be mark hyung, but i can’t be that much of a nervous wreck ㅋ
txt: but see, now i feel like you just want to make out with me because you want something from me~

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: that’s what i find cute about you.
txt: look, i should have said it sooner but... i just don’t understand billiards okay? ㅋㅋㅋ

txt: ...because of what i said? when i thought it was mark hyung?
txt: pretend a little longer then, i’ll explain

Re: renjun / chaebol au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: just that? i’d tell you more, but i can’t have you trying to jump off
txt: yes, you should have said it sooner ㅋㅋㅋ i could have taught you.

txt: yes.
txt: this is mark hyung now.
txt: jen isn’t here
txt: please explain.