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the misfired text meme

the misfired text meme

It happens to the best of us. You were trying to send a text to your mom/friend/dad/boyfriend/girlfriend and ended up sending it to a complete stranger or worse, somebody you know. Hopefully it wasn't raunchy (but it was probably raunchy). Whoops.

How to Play:
1: Post your characters with a text meant for somebody else
2: ... Or wait for someone else to send them a text, we're not your boss.
3: Respond.
4: ???
5: Profit.
6: ps Link all NSFW things.
7: Original post via

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txt: you wouldn’t be able to prove that!
txt: this one is actually mine. like for my use only.
txt: the others are family boats, but this one is mine
txt: see i was hoping that wouldn’t be an option...
txt: you’re cute so can you just not die on or around my boat?

txt: and how do i make you feel?
txt: can’t be good if you’ve ran away from me down here.
txt: i did, yeah. it’s been close to a little over half an hour now.
txt: i’m starting to think you found a way back to shore without telling me.

txt: i see. that’s sweet, so she’s actually your one and only ㅋㅋ
txt: i am not cute! stop saying that or you’ll drive me into the water

txt: i thought i was being subtle... i need to watch you more carefully
txt: don’t come up to check. do not!
txt: you’ll ruin my getaway ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: and somehow it’s... easier to say it like this
txt: i feel a little out of my depth. but also like i’m floating

txt: yeah, she’s actually my one and only. that’s why she’s my favorite
txt: what should i say then? because you are pretty cute.

txt: i noticed you looking around before you quietly slipped out
txt: i would have followed if i had known that was potentially going to be the last time i see you ㅎ
txt: out of your depth, but like you’re floating...
txt: can i come out to the deck of my own boat?
txt: or would it be easier for me to keep pretending i’m my cousin?

txt: whatever it is, say it to your aegyosal?
txt: don’t be so dramatic... ㅋㅋㅋㅋ it was mostly a good time. i liked seeing you like that during noraebang
txt: when you phrase it that way... why, what are you going to do?
txt: if you have something to say, can you pretend to be mark hyung again? ㅋㅋ
txt: but if you just want to make out some more i can be swayed

txt: why are you talking about my aegyosal?
txt: you left. was it a good time? ㅎㅎ ah, please don’t mention that...
txt: what, are you worried about what might happen?
txt: i could pretend to be mark hyung, but i can’t be that much of a nervous wreck ㅋ
txt: but see, now i feel like you just want to make out with me because you want something from me~

txt: that’s what i find cute about you.
txt: look, i should have said it sooner but... i just don’t understand billiards okay? ㅋㅋㅋ

txt: ...because of what i said? when i thought it was mark hyung?
txt: pretend a little longer then, i’ll explain

txt: just that? i’d tell you more, but i can’t have you trying to jump off
txt: yes, you should have said it sooner ㅋㅋㅋ i could have taught you.

txt: yes.
txt: this is mark hyung now.
txt: jen isn’t here
txt: please explain.

txt: it was the first thing i noticed when i met you. they get ridiculous when you smile. ㅋ
txt: what, like in front of everyone?! ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: i didn’t want to stick out more

txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ hyung. hey, look, let me do this again?
txt: i... really am sorry i’m such a bad listener ㅋㅋ
txt: you know i went for him at the charity gala because
txt: partly because you said not to, and that annoyed me
txt: partly because. he has the kindest eyes i’ve ever seen?
txt: frankly it was really fucking unfair of you
txt: but i’m sorry that you saw us ㅋㅋ and i’m sorry i lied when you asked if he gave me his number
txt: trust me, i’m real sorry that that’s in my phone right now
txt: but... i didn’t want to hear you tell me not to see him again
txt: i understand the weight of what you said. i understand he’s not really an option. what were the words, to just? remove him from play? ㅋ
txt: it’s childish, but i don’t want to stop playing yet
txt: i know my boundaries okay? so just for now, can’t i just take what i can get?
txt: i promise i’ll give him back in one piece

txt: there's a reason why the press loves it when i smile ㅋ
txt: you could have told me quietly! the guys are nice, no one would say anything as long as i'm there
txt: more? you think you stick out with us?

txt: are you sure you know what you're getting into?
txt: are you sure you fully understand the potential consequences of playing with lee jeno?
txt: there's a reason why he is grandfather's favorite and why every move he makes ends up in the news in some way
txt: how do i know you'll get out of it in one piece?

txt: don’t i a little?
txt: i’ve only ever been on other people’s boats...
txt: i’m not from here, i’m joseonjok
txt: i don’t know any dynamic duo lyrics ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

txt: are you gonna tell me the reason?
txt: don’t say it’s the blinding optimism and winning smile
txt: back off, i know what i’m doing! ㅋㅋ
txt: i survived the park group internship, compared to that lee jeno is a puppy

txt: ah... now that makes much more sense
txt: i've only ever heard a bit about you
txt: and mark hyung doesn't exactly talk when asked for information
txt: .... none? none at all? now that's unacceptable.

txt: blinding optimism and winning smile. ㅎ
txt: but unfortunately, i can't tell you that reason.
txt: that's not my story to share, that's jeno's story.
txt: ㅋㅋㅋ you wouldn't tell my cousin to back off like that, would you?
txt: the park group is ruthless, you must really be something else if you could survive that.
txt: though calling me a puppy would be a severe underestimation

txt: ...yeah. ㅋ
txt: got rid of the jilin accent at international school. that’s where i met mark hyung. pretty good isn’t it?
txt: wait, you ask him about me?!
txt: what have you been hearing...
txt: i’m sorry, i don’t listen to trash... ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

txt: you’re already breaking character, just tell me? ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: or is it my turn to play mark hyung?
txt: haven’t you been listening? i really, really don’t want you to back off
txt: but i don’t believe you. nothing about you could be severe, puppy dog eyes ㅋㅋ

txt: it's actually really good. you sound more fluent than mark hyung. ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: just that you're not really from seoul.
txt: that's all hyung would tell me, though.
txt: and my social circle doesn't know much about you, either.
txt: as far as i know, you're an enigma.
txt: wow... i think i just might eject you from this boat instead now! ㅋ

txt: i could, but i really can't. i guess you can say it's a sensitive issue.
txt: i have no intentions of backing off just yet.
txt: puppy dog eyes...
txt: are you really going to stay up there and not come back?

txt: fight me ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: yeah, they wouldn’t know about me. i’m not somebody to know.

txt: oh now who’s being enigmatic? ㅋㅋ but fine. i can respect that
txt: are you denying it? should i hold up a mirror for you?
txt: because you look like a shiba inu
txt: ...nah, i think i’ll come in
txt: only since it’s getting chilly ㅋ and i do want a drink
txt: still wanna explain to me how billiards works?

txt: see, i don’t want to fight you. i’d rather pin you to the wall and make out with you again.
txt: shame. especially since you’re someone i want to know at the moment.

txt: apologies ㅋㅋㅋ that’ll be a story for another time.
txt: shiba inu... that’s very specific
txt: i can explain how billiards works if you’re still interested in learning
txt: but go to the sky lounge instead, it’s still very noisy down here
txt: i can meet you up there and fix you a drink while explaining it
txt: there is also one table up there, we can practice at our leisure

txt: oh.
txt: you’re not skeptical about my motives anymore? ㅋㅋ
txt: it’s accurate! ㅋㅋㅋㅋ ask anyone?
txt: oh my god why do you need two billiards tables on one boat except in this exact situation?
txt: i’ll go, but won’t the others miss you?

txt: i’m always skeptical of everyone’s motives, that’s just how i was raised
txt: but i still want to play and have fun, that skepticism can wait
txt: i’ll ask next time i’m at the office with my grandfather ㅎ
txt: why not? sometimes it’s nice to play while admiring the view from up top
txt: we’re here for jaemin. he’ll keep them busy enough that they won’t notice me gone
txt; unless you don’t mind a small audience if i teach you down here

txt: noted. ㅋㅋㅋ i’ll try to behave and not take advantage
txt: could be a good icebreaker? maybe he’ll wind up adopting one and name it after you!
txt: i’ll give you a view to admire from up top......
txt: mm... no, that’s okay. i want you to myself for a bit.

txt: i’m not worried, you look harmless.
txt: if you just want to play, we can play for a bit longer.
txt: grandfather isn’t a fan of animals...
txt: oh? tell me more about this view
txt: head to the lounge, i’ll there in a bit.

txt: might be faster if i show you? ㅋㅋ
txt: i want a whiskey sour

txt: oh? okay, i’m heading up.
txt: am i going to have to mix that for you?

txt: ㅋㅋㅋ try not to trip over yourself?
txt: yeah, show me what you can do

[ do let me know if you want to take it elsewhere, otherwise this was fun! ]

txt: just get to the lounge first, try not to get lost
txt: i'll see you in a bit

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