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the misfired text meme

the misfired text meme

It happens to the best of us. You were trying to send a text to your mom/friend/dad/boyfriend/girlfriend and ended up sending it to a complete stranger or worse, somebody you know. Hopefully it wasn't raunchy (but it was probably raunchy). Whoops.

How to Play:
1: Post your characters with a text meant for somebody else
2: ... Or wait for someone else to send them a text, we're not your boss.
3: Respond.
4: ???
5: Profit.
6: ps Link all NSFW things.
7: Original post via

bakerstreet

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txt: Fuck, Bamie. My roommate once again had the audacity to walk out of the shower in just a towel?
txt: Doesn’t he know how fucking sexy he is?? 🥵🥵🥵

txt: maybe it's fun to rile you up and get you like this. 😂
txt: your reactions are always gold, bro!!
txt: which part about him do you like the best anyway??

txt: I’d like to think me choking on cereal isn’t funny! 😂
txt: Broooo, haven’t I told you this a 1000x why do you always forget.
txt: He’s funny, like fuck, we can laugh about any and everything. He’s ridiculously sweet. Whenever I have my dumbass friends over (including you), he always offers to help me clean up and he always buys me delivery because his job is lit and actually pays him. He’s good at literally everything? I haven’t seen one weakness in that man. And you already know he’s a triple threat. Cute, strong and sexy. 🥺😳💦
txt: Well, shit. That was long.

txt: ...oh.

txt: right, uh, well. i do happen to know he has a weakness. ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: have you seen the way he looks at you? 🙈

txt: No... how would I—Wait.

txt: OHFUCK. I gotta go now!! I have a hole to dig.

txt: yah. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: get back here, kim yugyeom! i'm trying to tell you something!
txt: also, wasn't my bambam impression great? ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

txt: I’m sorry, let me put my mental breakdown on pause for you. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: First of all, the bro was on point. I could hear his voice. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Second... what are you trying to tell me...

txt: there doesn't need to be a mental breakdown though. ㅠ
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ i think you're really cute and talented and sexy, too. 😳
txt: and... i love that you're my roommate and my best friend because it's so much better whenever you're around.

txt: and i might have been walking around close to naked because i wanted to get a reaction out of you. 🤪

txt: Part of me wants to like, you know, kiss the fuck out of you. (Fuck almost autocorrected to dick, and no, you need to keep yours.) The other wants to slap you. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: I... holy shit. Time to go text Bamie for real so I can squeal to him. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

txt: But you’re for real? You’re not joking about this?

txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: hey! i stopped before getting around to asking you what exactly you wanna do with me when i'm in just a towel, right? ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ we could've gone there, bro.

txt: not joking. would never do that kind of sick prank to you. ㅠ
txt: i'm... yeah. curled up in bed and hiding because i'm so happy my plan worked so well. ㅎㅎㅎㅎ

txt: Fair point. 😂 And to think of the things I’ve actually told Bamie, you would’ve gotten the full scoop. Too bad bro. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: Alright, Guk, I believe you. 💘
txt: Shit, why you gotta be so cute now? What if I’m also in my bed super happy your towel plan worked? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

txt: you told him those kinds of things!? ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ damn, really don't have any secrets between you two.
txt: actually, i wanted you to tell me - or show me - in person. if you have the balls for it.
txt: like... happy happy? or happy happy? 😳

Re: Yugyeom (Roommates AU)

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Re: Yugyeom (Roommates AU)

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txt: Yeah, I'm worried about Jeongguk. He keeps wanting to try stuff. Maybe he's finally hitting puberty??
txt: When we're alone...he's sometimes like how he used to be. But sometimes, he's just not there. I don't know what to do, ㅋㅋ
txt: And he's so talented, he'll go far
txt: I don't want to hold him back.

txt: how would you hold him back?

txt: do we have to go through this again?? I thought you were listening...
txt: just. look, when I'm in the army
txt: I want him to stay out there and do his stuff and release music and act if he wants to
txt: And he's gonna meet really cool people. Interesting people. Really beautiful actresses. Writers and artists and photographers. People who can help him in his work, whom he can learn from...talk to, maybe be inspired by...
txt: maybe, some days I think he's right and I'm boring ㅎㅎ
txtL: for him, anyway
txt: I'm still a catch!

txt: you mean people like all the ones we're already met? ㅎㅎ
txt: he already knows what you're like but wants to stay with you. doesn't sound like something he'd change his mind about just because interesting people are always going to come into our lives.
txt: boring isn't so bad. ㅎㅎㅎㅎ and change isn't either.

txt: ....you're not yoongichi.

txt: bye, I have a Maple Story event to finish.

txt: hyung.
txt: do you want to break up with me?

txt: this shouldn’t be a conversation over text.
txt: do YOU want to break up with me?

txt: but you're fine with texting other people about our relationship? ㅎ
txt: and i'm a little too hurt to be able to talk to you in person right now.
txt: if i wanted to break up with you, i would have done it already. why are you trying to paint me as this asshole who would drop you so quickly? for other people, no less?
txt: hyung, it's like you don't even really know me at all. ㅠ

txt: Yoongi isn’t other people
txt: you know what I mean
txt: he worries about you, just in a different way
txt: I’m not trying to paint you as anything, don’t put words in my mouth, please.
txt: you might not have met someone who would make you want fo break up yet.
txt: I don’t know the you who came back with those tattoos
txt: since you like them, I don’t dislike them
txt: but I’m just saying, people change. I just don’t want to get in the way of your change
txt: I don’t think you’re an asshole who would drop me quickly. I never have.
txt: so maybe you’re the one who doesn’t know me at all.

txt: and i'm your boyfriend, hyung. i would hope that these are the types of concerns you tell me and not yoongi hyung, who isn't in this relationship.
txt: "i just don't want to get in the way of your change" - isn't that already assuming that whatever change i'm going through will be something you can't be a part of? how else am i supposed to interpret this?
txt: ...the me who came back with the tattoos is the same punk kid who wanted to wear gauges until fans told me to stop, loved rock music, and wanted tattoos my entire life?
txt: if you can't see that it's the same exact me, then i don't know what to tell you.
txt: you're right. i don't know you.
txt: the jin hyung who raised me would've known all that.

txt: maybe I have concerns I want to talk out with a trusted friend because I don’t want to worry you!
txt: maybe I don’t know what to say
txt: people change. I don’t know if I have the confidence to assume that I can be part of your life. I don’t know if it can stretch to accommodate me.
txt: you didn’t even tell me you were going to get them!
txt: when Namjoon asked if I knew beforehand, I didn’t know what to say
txt: I thought you’d given up on the idea. Or that you were going to wait.
txt: but I’m not your keeper. Don’t worry, I’m not trying to say that you need to tell me stuff like that.
txt: you know what, I was right. If I’d raised these concerns, we’d have quarreled just like we are now.
txt: and don’t use that word. Please.

txt: why would it have to stretch to accommodate you when you're already an important part of it?
txt: please explain because i can't understand this^ mentality.
txt: you balk at me saying you raised me, but you don't like it when i act like an adult and make my own decisions.
txt: hyung is really making no sense right now... do the tattoos make you that uncomfortable? ㅠ enough that you're thinking of all these weird things?
txt: because the tattoos are a part of me and i love them. and i was hoping that the person i love would be able to accept them too.

Edited 2020-04-10 19:00 (UTC)