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the misfired text meme

the misfired text meme

It happens to the best of us. You were trying to send a text to your mom/friend/dad/boyfriend/girlfriend and ended up sending it to a complete stranger or worse, somebody you know. Hopefully it wasn't raunchy (but it was probably raunchy). Whoops.

How to Play:
1: Post your characters with a text meant for somebody else
2: ... Or wait for someone else to send them a text, we're not your boss.
3: Respond.
4: ???
5: Profit.
6: ps Link all NSFW things.
7: Original post via

bakerstreet

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txt: I’d like to think me choking on cereal isn’t funny! 😂
txt: Broooo, haven’t I told you this a 1000x why do you always forget.
txt: He’s funny, like fuck, we can laugh about any and everything. He’s ridiculously sweet. Whenever I have my dumbass friends over (including you), he always offers to help me clean up and he always buys me delivery because his job is lit and actually pays him. He’s good at literally everything? I haven’t seen one weakness in that man. And you already know he’s a triple threat. Cute, strong and sexy. 🥺😳💦
txt: Well, shit. That was long.

txt: ...oh.

txt: right, uh, well. i do happen to know he has a weakness. ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: have you seen the way he looks at you? 🙈

txt: No... how would I—Wait.

txt: OHFUCK. I gotta go now!! I have a hole to dig.

txt: yah. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: get back here, kim yugyeom! i'm trying to tell you something!
txt: also, wasn't my bambam impression great? ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

txt: I’m sorry, let me put my mental breakdown on pause for you. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: First of all, the bro was on point. I could hear his voice. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Second... what are you trying to tell me...

txt: there doesn't need to be a mental breakdown though. ㅠ
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ i think you're really cute and talented and sexy, too. 😳
txt: and... i love that you're my roommate and my best friend because it's so much better whenever you're around.

txt: and i might have been walking around close to naked because i wanted to get a reaction out of you. 🤪

txt: Part of me wants to like, you know, kiss the fuck out of you. (Fuck almost autocorrected to dick, and no, you need to keep yours.) The other wants to slap you. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: I... holy shit. Time to go text Bamie for real so I can squeal to him. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

txt: But you’re for real? You’re not joking about this?

txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: hey! i stopped before getting around to asking you what exactly you wanna do with me when i'm in just a towel, right? ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ we could've gone there, bro.

txt: not joking. would never do that kind of sick prank to you. ㅠ
txt: i'm... yeah. curled up in bed and hiding because i'm so happy my plan worked so well. ㅎㅎㅎㅎ

txt: Fair point. 😂 And to think of the things I’ve actually told Bamie, you would’ve gotten the full scoop. Too bad bro. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: Alright, Guk, I believe you. 💘
txt: Shit, why you gotta be so cute now? What if I’m also in my bed super happy your towel plan worked? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

txt: you told him those kinds of things!? ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ damn, really don't have any secrets between you two.
txt: actually, i wanted you to tell me - or show me - in person. if you have the balls for it.
txt: like... happy happy? or happy happy? 😳

txt: Who else am I gonna tell?! Just my right hand?? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: I have the balls for it, but I almost think you couldn’t handle it. 😏
txt: I’ll go with the latter. ㅋㅋㅋ As many emphasized happy’s as possible.

txt: ... couldn't handle it? 💢 bring it on. i've had plenty of late-night fantasies to make sure i'm ready for anything you've got.
txt: probably. 🙈
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ what are you imagining this time?

txt: whoa, you... have? whoa, bro. if i’m about to tell you what i’m imagining then you need to tell me one of these fantasies. and maybe i’ll see if i can make it come true.
txt: tugging that towel loose... and fuck, i bet you have a really nice dick. really thinking about it in my mouth. 🥵

txt: don't call me bro when we're about to sext! 🙈 ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: ... i've thought about that, too. ㅎ fuck.
txt: except in my fantasies, i'm the one getting on my knees for you.
txt: am i really sending you these kinds of texts now? i can't believe it. ㅠㅠ

txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ!! Is that what this is? Is this what we’re really doing now?!
txt: Kook, I’ve one hundred percent imagined you on your knees too. Actually most times it’s me on the bed and you’re between them. But your lips are too pretty to not think about it. 💦
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Neither can I... I keep thinking about how I’m gonna suddenly wake up and this was all a dream.

txt: we're literally about to talk about our late night fantasies! ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ what else would you call this!?
txt: have you also imagined the way i would take my time with you? because that's what i would do after wanting you for so long. ㅎ i would make you so fucking desperate before i even consider letting you come.
txt: it's not. if you want, you can come over to my room right now.
txt: the door's unlocked. ...and i never got dressed.

txt: Pillow talk? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: Well I hadn't until now??? Fuck...Kook...edging is one of my kinks... you'd probably make me beg, too, huh.
txt: guess you'll find out in a minute or so if i decide to... ㅋㅋㅋ

[[ If you'd like to continue in a scene, @/seasaltfoam or if you have a twt to drop too

( thank you for the interest, but i'm only interested in keeping things to strict texting on memes for now! ❤️ i hope we play together again soon~

( Thanks so much for making it fun! It was my first doing one of these haha. 😅 And yeah, hopefully we can again in the future!

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