the sexting/phone sex meme

[tamama]

the sexting/phone sex meme

how to play:

what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: were you really as drunk as you seemed if you remembered that?
txt: i don’t know about being tied, that could take some convincing. the crying... you have that much confidence in your skills, huh? ㅋㅋ

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: ... yugyeom and the guys may have texted me about it this morning to remind me about it. ㅠ heol, i played myself.
txt: wait. does that mean you'll let me eat you out, even if you're not tied up?
txt: because... you know. that part is totally negotiable.

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: probably sucks having a wide audience. ㅋㅋ
txt: i might let you do more than that.
txt: if the tying is negotiable, would you be open to being tied at some point instead?

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: they're also happy that i embarrassed myself in front of you after talking their ears off about you for months. ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: what can i do to secure a yes?
txt: and yeah... yeah, i would definitely be open to that. 😳

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: months? and it's barely reading my ears now? that's quite a lot of wasted time. ㅋㅋ
txt: i'm not sure yet. 🤔
txt: cute... you're cute. ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: yes, secured.

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: i never thought i actually had a chance...! ㅠㅠ you're a charming guy, hyung.
txt: ... ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ really?!
txt: tell me what are you're thinking about?

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: tell me more about what you think of me~
txt: i can just imagine your face right now. ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: prior to yesterday you always just seemed super quiet and sweet, so last night...
txt: you're not that shy and sweet in my thoughts since then.
txt: what I wouldn't do to get you to push me against the wall and do all the things you want that lead up to last night's confession...

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ hyung.
txt: i think you're... really talented, and sweet. sexy as hell. 🙈 a really hard worker and someone who always tries his best. that's what i like about you the most.
txt: ah... so you thought about me even before last night? ㅠ
txt: that won't take much at all, actually. ㅎㅎ probably won't have to do anything but look at me like you want me.

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: jungkook. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: are all these things you've told your friends over the last few months? ㅎ
txt: yeah, i did.
txt: ㅋㅋ well, it's a good thing you never noticed these looks in the office then. you're easy to develop a craving for. i can only imagine how much worse it'll get once i get a taste.

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: yes. ㅎㅎㅎ among the uh. physical appreciation aspects.
txt: really? not the type to enjoy public sex, hyung? ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: totally kidding! ㅠ
txt: anytime you're ready to give up the ability to walk for a few days, just say the word~

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: what physical aspects do you appreciate?
txt: are you really kidding? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ it's fine, but not that public. besides, really no one but me should be watching or listening.
txt: days? you're pretty cocky... not as sweet as I thought, I guess.

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: your glutes are... quite amazing.
txt: yes. ㅠ//ㅠ hyung, i'm a good boy. relatively speaking! yugyeom's the nasty one.
txt: i mean, if we have wall sex, you're definitely going to be feeling it for a few days after that, right? 💦

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ is that all~?
txt: so, saying what you said last night was you being a good boy? it could've been nastier?
txt: we can start at the wall and head somewhere softer...
txt: and have a bath after to ease the soreness...

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: and your neck, as weird as that sounds. it's so long and pretty, hyung. but truthfully, i'll be happy to kiss you all over. ㅎㅎ
txt: y...es. ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: ...sounds like you're really fantasizing in-depth about this. 🤔
txt: i might need a few specific examples to make them come true~

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: so you think about kissing my neck often? ㅎㅎ
txt: i'm curious... what would've been said after two more shots. ㅋ
txt: maybe~
txt: isn't it better to show? or are the examples a prerequisite?

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: i'm sure i'm not the only one. ㅠㅠ
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ that's for me to know and hyung to find out next time. just the two of us, preferably. ㅠ
txt: given we're not allowed to go home and have copious amounts of sex right now, let's say the latter?

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: you're sure? 🤔 are you not the only one talking people's ears off about me? ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: who says? it could just be a really long lunch break. ㅎㅎ

txt: you have really nice thighs, you know? i'd fancy myself sitting in your lap instead of at my desk.

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: not 100% sure, but you definitely catch everyone's interest. ㅠ you know you do. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: don't tempt me like that, hyung. ㅎㅎ not unless you mean it.
txt: ...hyung. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ why is your dirty talk so cute? you'd fancy yourself sitting in my lap? i think my lap would completely agree~
txt: let's do it one of these days when we're both working overtime?

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i might know. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: i mean, i haven't eaten today yet. i wouldn't mind taking a bit of a break. if you're up for it.

txt: yah... ㅎㅎㅎ it's not supposed to be cute. i can't just come out with it like you do, have to work my way up. even with your dirty mouth, you're still a sweet kid...
txt: you want to mix work and pleasure? ㅎ don't you work enough to deserve a break and bask in just the pleasure?

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: wait. you haven't eaten? ㅠㅠ hyung, we should definitely get you a real proper meal. i won't be able to focus on anything else if i know you're not taking care of yourself. this sweet kid wants you to eat, hyung~

txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎ when work has you, it's already a lot more pleasurable than it should be. having a crush on you is exciting, hyung. ㅠㅠ

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i was trying to allude that you should be my meal... ㅋㅋㅋㅋ what a failure. ㅠㅠ i guess i should be less subtle.

txt: it'll be much more exciting now. having an office is definitely a perk in this situation. ㅎ

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: .... 🙈
txt: hyung, ah... i'm so sorry. i just got so concerned! ㅠ
txt: yes, please be less subtle? i'm kind of a dumbass. ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: yeah. ㅋㅋㅋ i'm realizing this...

txt: so, lunch then? ㅎㅎ you bring the meal (yourself), i bring the appetite? ㅎㅎ
txt: was that straightforward enough? ㅋ

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: hyung. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ ㅠㅠ
txt: you sound so frustrated.

txt: ...promise to take it out on me during lunch?

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i'm endeared, i promise! ㅎㅎㅎ

txt: i promise to take my frustration out on you, too. ㅎ i can't wait to find out how you taste...
txt: come by my office?