the sexting/phone sex meme

[tamama]

the sexting/phone sex meme

how to play:

what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: your glutes are... quite amazing.
txt: yes. ㅠ//ㅠ hyung, i'm a good boy. relatively speaking! yugyeom's the nasty one.
txt: i mean, if we have wall sex, you're definitely going to be feeling it for a few days after that, right? 💦

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ is that all~?
txt: so, saying what you said last night was you being a good boy? it could've been nastier?
txt: we can start at the wall and head somewhere softer...
txt: and have a bath after to ease the soreness...

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: and your neck, as weird as that sounds. it's so long and pretty, hyung. but truthfully, i'll be happy to kiss you all over. ㅎㅎ
txt: y...es. ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: ...sounds like you're really fantasizing in-depth about this. 🤔
txt: i might need a few specific examples to make them come true~

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: so you think about kissing my neck often? ㅎㅎ
txt: i'm curious... what would've been said after two more shots. ㅋ
txt: maybe~
txt: isn't it better to show? or are the examples a prerequisite?

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: i'm sure i'm not the only one. ㅠㅠ
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ that's for me to know and hyung to find out next time. just the two of us, preferably. ㅠ
txt: given we're not allowed to go home and have copious amounts of sex right now, let's say the latter?

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: you're sure? 🤔 are you not the only one talking people's ears off about me? ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: who says? it could just be a really long lunch break. ㅎㅎ

txt: you have really nice thighs, you know? i'd fancy myself sitting in your lap instead of at my desk.

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: not 100% sure, but you definitely catch everyone's interest. ㅠ you know you do. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: don't tempt me like that, hyung. ㅎㅎ not unless you mean it.
txt: ...hyung. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ why is your dirty talk so cute? you'd fancy yourself sitting in my lap? i think my lap would completely agree~
txt: let's do it one of these days when we're both working overtime?

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i might know. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: i mean, i haven't eaten today yet. i wouldn't mind taking a bit of a break. if you're up for it.

txt: yah... ㅎㅎㅎ it's not supposed to be cute. i can't just come out with it like you do, have to work my way up. even with your dirty mouth, you're still a sweet kid...
txt: you want to mix work and pleasure? ㅎ don't you work enough to deserve a break and bask in just the pleasure?

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: wait. you haven't eaten? ㅠㅠ hyung, we should definitely get you a real proper meal. i won't be able to focus on anything else if i know you're not taking care of yourself. this sweet kid wants you to eat, hyung~

txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎ when work has you, it's already a lot more pleasurable than it should be. having a crush on you is exciting, hyung. ㅠㅠ

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i was trying to allude that you should be my meal... ㅋㅋㅋㅋ what a failure. ㅠㅠ i guess i should be less subtle.

txt: it'll be much more exciting now. having an office is definitely a perk in this situation. ㅎ

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: .... 🙈
txt: hyung, ah... i'm so sorry. i just got so concerned! ㅠ
txt: yes, please be less subtle? i'm kind of a dumbass. ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: yeah. ㅋㅋㅋ i'm realizing this...

txt: so, lunch then? ㅎㅎ you bring the meal (yourself), i bring the appetite? ㅎㅎ
txt: was that straightforward enough? ㅋ

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: hyung. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ ㅠㅠ
txt: you sound so frustrated.

txt: ...promise to take it out on me during lunch?

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i'm endeared, i promise! ㅎㅎㅎ

txt: i promise to take my frustration out on you, too. ㅎ i can't wait to find out how you taste...
txt: come by my office?

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

txt: ...o-oh. 😳 f-fuck, be right there!

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

( would you possibly like to scene?

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[jeongkuk]

( thank you so much, but i know if we begin scening, i'm going to have to tap out from work this week pretty quickly and i wouldn't want to do that to you. :( but really, thank you so much for offering! i hope i can play against you again soon. :)

Re: park jimin / coworkers au

[(Anonymous)]

( understandable, no problem! thanks for the thread.