the phone sex/sexting meme

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the phone sex / sexting meme how to play what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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min yoongi (bts) / ota

[(Anonymous)]

jennie (blackpink) / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: are you free this week, oppa?
txt: 'cause i've been thinking about your fingers and i'd love it if you could find time in your schedule to practice playing me. ㅋㅋㅋ

Re: jennie (blackpink) / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: for you? definitely. ㅎㅎ

txt: you sure nobody else’ll be jealous? don’t wanna step on any toes.
txt: but these fingers did miss making you sing ㅎㅎㅎ

Re: jennie (blackpink) / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅋㅋㅋ oppa's so courteous. but no, for now i'm solo~
txt: and so ready to be your good girl again.
txt: i'm starting to prefer oppa's fingers over my own. they're not doing as good a job of getting me off as they used to...

Re: jennie (blackpink) / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: perfect.
txt: you’re always so well-behaved. i can’t wait to spoil my girl again.. sometime this week?
txt: makes me wonder how many times you’ve been getting off without me. ㅎㅎㅎ you should’ve texted me sooner, baby.

Re: jennie (blackpink) / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: whenever oppa can slot me in is fine. 🤍
txt: i didn't want to be a bother... but i've been so stressed and horny all week, and now i just can't take it anymore. ㅋ
txt: i used that little bullet vibrator oppa gave me, but i still don't feel satisfied...

Re: jennie (blackpink) / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: tomorrow? unless you don’t think you can wait ㅎㅎ
txt: you’d never be a bother, babygirl. don’t hesitate to reach out next time. even if.. you don’t necessarily need my fingers inside you ㅎㅎㅎ i’m your friend too, you know.

txt: might be because you remember how something bigger feels ㅎㅎ or is it my tongue that you’re missing?

Re: jennie (blackpink) / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: this almost sounds like an invitation to come over now. ㅋㅋ
txt: it's just that you're usually so busy. i don't mind missing you a lot~

txt: admittedly, it's been difficult to put that clever tongue out of my mind...
txt: but i have very fond memories of the other bigger thing, too. ㅋㅋㅋ

Re: jennie (blackpink) / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i got my own place for a reason ㅎㅎ you’re welcome anytime.. should i be expecting you soon?
txt: you’re busy with your sponsorships too, aren’t you? maybe i should check up on you more.

txt: would you rather be sitting on my face or riding this dick?

lee jieun (iu) / non-au fwb?

[(Anonymous)]

txt: so.. what did you think of the new release~?

Re: lee jieun (iu) / non-au fwb?

[(Anonymous)]

txt: another masterpiece for books ㅎㅎ the album is really cohesive and i vibe with it heavily.
txt: your voice is like heaven, you know.

Re: lee jieun (iu) / non-au fwb?

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i wrote them all myself, you know. maybe i was feeling a little inspired~
txt: did you like my rap in coin?
txt: i know it's not your level, but i'm catching on, i think. ^^

Re: lee jieun (iu) / non-au fwb?

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i saw that.. seriously impressive. what can’t you do?
txt: i was surprised, hearing the rap! it really catered to your style.
txt: look at you, all-arounder. why do i feel like a proud parent? ㅎㅎ

Re: lee jieun (iu) / non-au fwb?

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i'll let you know when i find something. ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: next time i want to trying fierce like min yoongi..
txt: ...you can't feel like a proud parent.
txt: unless this is you segueing into asking if i'll call you daddy? ㅎㅎ

Re: lee jieun (iu) / non-au fwb?

[(Anonymous)]

txt: alright i laughed too hard at this.. ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: i can coach you some if you wanted? or just give you some tips. just say the word.
txt: well, now that you mention it..
txt: you ever wanted to call me daddy? ㅎㅎㅎ

Re: lee jieun (iu) / non-au fwb?

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i can almost hear it from here~ ㅎㅎ
txt: it would be an honor! the word.
txt: i just tried to say it out loud and couldn't get through it without laughing.
txt: do you like that kind of thing?

Re: lee jieun (iu) / non-au fwb?

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅎㅎㅎ all-arounder, now with superpowers?
txt: guess i gotta be writing up lesson plans for you now
txt: not really opposed to it nor is it my thing, but you’re the one who brought it up ㅎㅎ
txt: remember that time you accidentally called me oppa?

jungkook | non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i might not get spoiled with the hand holding pda tae hyung gets, but watching it back today it looks like you enjoyed my bicep. ㅋ
txt: is there anything else hyung might've wandered to touch had the cameras not been there? ☺

Re: jungkook | non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: what's not to admire? you work hard. did you want me to be more obvious about it? ㅎㅎ
txt: i can think of a few things.
txt: what were you thinking about, huh?

Re: jungkook | non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: yes, but maybe not in front of the cameras. ㅎㅎ
txt: you know, just.. hand holding~
txt: but enough about my thoughts, what’re the few things you thought of? ㅎ

Re: jungkook | non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i know how you get when i praise you too much.. but i can also use it to my advantage. hmm..
txt: brat.
txt: i'd probably start by admiring your abs. with my mouth.

Re: jungkook | non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: flustered? ㅎㅎㅎ maybe a tiny bit cocky? ...hm?
txt: well, that’s definitely not something for the camera..

txt: where would your hands be?

Re: jungkook | non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: yes. oh, just a tiny bit ㅎㅎㅎ well.. i've said too much already.
txt: you asked for it.
txt: one's undoing your pants, the other's curious to see how much you're liking my tongue on your skin.

Re: jungkook | non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅎㅎㅎ hey.. i’m pretty humble most of the time, i think. ㅠㅠ
txt: all this sounds like you’ve had more than a few thoughts, hyung~
txt: it’d be embarrassingly obvious how much i like it. ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
txt: where’s... hyung most sensitive?

Re: jungkook | non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: humble.. but your reactions are so adorable all of the time. that's what makes it hard to stop.
txt: acting like i'm the only one guilty of that here?
txt: that'll make it even better when i take you in, and you're hitting my throat. i wonder how much you'll squirm, and how much of your face will look like a grimace.. or maybe it'll look like you're ascending when i'm licking all around your dick ㅎㅎ the possibilities are endless.
txt: my neck. then my thighs.