the phone sex/sexting meme

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the phone sex / sexting meme how to play what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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na goeun (purple kiss) / ota

[(Anonymous)]

park chaewon (loona) -- misfired texts

[(Anonymous)]

txt: yes, the gorgeous girl i was telling you about! from my psych class!
txt: stop sending me messages i am trying figure out something normal to send
txt: so she'll come for coffee with me
txt: without realizing i'm obsessed with the way she carries herself
txt: and her pretty nails
txt: and sexy thighs
txt: wait if i'm getting your notifs. . .

(the minute it takes to scroll up and see only very generic messages about class above this spam)

txt: . . . hi 🙃

Re: park chaewon (loona) -- misfired texts

[(Anonymous)]

txt: hi ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: i have a feeling those messages were meant for someone else..?
txt: but i bet mystery girl would be happy to hear any of those thoughts from you~🤭

Re: park chaewon (loona) -- misfired texts

[(Anonymous)]

txt: is it that much of a mystery?
txt: our class only has so many girls 😶

Re: park chaewon (loona) -- misfired texts

[(Anonymous)]

txt: there's you~
txt: there's me~
txt: and five other girls.. ㅋㅋㅋ it's a short list but still a list

Re: park chaewon (loona) -- misfired texts

[(Anonymous)]

txt: and if i said i didn't notice them?
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: and that coffee could be drinks or anything else you wanted if you wanted because i'm very
txt: attracted
txt: to you
txt: ㅎ

Re: park chaewon (loona) -- misfired texts

[(Anonymous)]

txt: then i'm happy to know your eyes are on me only
txt: and my thighs~ i guess my short skirts didn't go unnoticed ㅎㅎ
txt: anything else~?

Re: park chaewon (loona) -- misfired texts

[(Anonymous)]

txt: your skirts. . . that pleated mini the other day, huu
txt: i'm almost ashamed ㅎㅎ
txt: i don't even know if you're single or not and i'm thinking about taking you home what is wrong with me chaewon stop typing!!

Re: park chaewon (loona) -- misfired texts

[(Anonymous)]

txt: the navy one~? i was afraid it would show too much.. ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: no, chaewon keep typing 🤭
txt: are you saying you'd like to skip drinks and go straight to your place? what would be waiting for me there, i wonder

Re: park chaewon (loona) -- misfired texts

[(Anonymous)]

txt: yet you still wore it? i'm blessed
txt: aaah
txt: candles, silk. . . LED ambient glow
txt: which would be your choice but i'm draping my room in warm purples right now
txt: last chance to suggest i transfer classes

Re: park chaewon (loona) -- misfired texts

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i was feeling a little daring 🖤
txt: what a romantic atmosphere ㅎㅎ how could i say no to an invitation like that?
txt: if you leave our class who else would i ask for private tutoring? ㅠ

Re: park chaewon (loona) -- misfired texts

[(Anonymous)]

txt: keeping me around because i get the coursework! ㅎㅎㅎ the one time in my life
txt: leave your textbook behind though, if you were to come over
txt: and maybe wear that skirt
txt: or other nice ones
txt: sexy fashion show ㅎㅎ
txt: what. . . attracts you? i want to know

Re: park chaewon (loona) -- misfired texts

[(Anonymous)]

txt: I’ll leave the books behind if you promise to help me with something else~
txt: Like getting me out of my shortest skirt
txt: or would you rather I keep it on?
txt: I do like someone that takes charge ^^

mark (nct)

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i dunno why it's so hard to find someone willing to suck me off in the library

( could also be a misfire!

Re: mark (nct)

[(Anonymous)]

txt: maybe if you tried asking someone directly~

Re: mark (nct)

[(Anonymous)]

txt: want to wrap your pretty lips around my cock in the library? 😏

Re: mark (nct)

[(Anonymous)]

txt: depends
txt: want to get on your knees beneath a desk for me?

Re: mark (nct)

[(Anonymous)]

txt: yeah
txt: yeah i'd love to get my mouth on your pretty pussy where we might get caught
txt: think you can stay quiet while i eat you out?

Re: mark (nct)

[(Anonymous)]

txt: that sounds a little like a challenge
txt: will i be punished if i call out your name~?
txt: because i might want to get caught with your tongue against my clit