the phone sex/sexting meme

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the phone sex / sexting meme how to play what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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mark (nct / super m) | gym employees au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: hey, i'm just the front desk dude but uh 👀👀👀👀
txt: a couple clients complained about your gym attire
txt: just wanted to give you a heads up. boss might ask you to actually wear underwear when you do PT ㅋㅋ
txt: gonna make my day a lot less stimulating tho 🥴ㅋ

Re: mark (nct / super m) | gym employees au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ... fuck this is embarrassing as all hell
txt: how bad has it been this whole time
txt: i thought my shorts would be baggy enough to.... fuck fuck fuck
txt: how much trouble am i in?
txt: shit man, looking so much you didn't wanna warn me sooner? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Re: mark (nct / super m) | gym employees au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: dude, we've gotta get you some compression shorts to snap that snake into place ㅋㅋ
txt: ur not in trouble though. it's probably super illegal to get fired for being hung.
txt: u good ㅋ
txt: warn you? it's kinda hard to speak up with that thing in the room ㅋㅋㅋ 🤩

Re: mark (nct / super m) | gym employees au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: maaaan I hate that shit
txt: my junk likes to be free 😔

txt: fuck ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: thanks for making me laugh tho man... i don't think anyone else would have broken the news so chill


txt: fuck off 😝 is that why you're always giggly as fuck around me??

Re: mark (nct / super m) | gym employees au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: nah, freeballing is for us average dudes ㅋㅋ not porn stars ㅋ
txt: i thought they called you big matthew bc ur tall 😅😅😅
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ it's why they hired me here, to be the resident clown ㅋ
txt: but i'm glad i could break the news to you too, felt like this goofy ass moment was the only way i could tell you how hot i think you are without feeling like an idiot

Re: mark (nct / super m) | gym employees au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: shiiiiiiit ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: so how long have you been looking huh?
txt: it's kinda cute
txt: nice to know you took time away from my crotch to look at my face as well ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Re: mark (nct / super m) | gym employees au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: how long? hahaahahahah omg i dunno ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ it just happened!
txt: first i saw your big ass shadow then i saw the face, then the body and then it all spiraled from there ㅋㅋ 🤪🤪
txt: ur just super attractive, i couldn't hold it in any longer ㅋ
txt: glad u don't think i'm a fucking weirdo ㅋ