the phone sex/sexting meme

[hanguk]

the phone sex / sexting meme how to play what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i
txt: am going to die
txt: that was not supposed to go to you i’m so sorry!! i’m so embarrassed

txt: but that was an amazing performance!!
txt: as you can obviously tell.. um
txt: this is not why i asked for your number in math class i swear

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: good thing it was a solo performance so i know this was about me at least

txt: uh huh
txt: thanks man
txt: so there wasn't any underhand plan to slowly seduce me?
txt: if you were actually hoping for class notes you picked the wrong guy

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: since the secret's already out in the open
txt: i was really just there to watch you- er, your performance

txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: the seduction was going to come after i figured out whether you were into guys or not
txt: but seeing that you're not NOT into me being the floor while you're magic mike-ing, i feel like it's a go?

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: just there to watch me. very closely. got it ;)

txt: ㅋㅋ i mean...
txt: i'm not not into you.
txt: gotta see what the seduction is gonna be like first.

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: don't call me out like that! ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

txt: is that how it is?
txt: because, if you must know, the next thing i was going to send was
txt: he could have his way with me, completely, and i would still beg for more
txt: ...but we can talk about seduction

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: gotta be careful about who you're texting what next time ㅋㅋㅋ

txt: let's talk about the begging and the seduction.

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i would say i should but i'm really not mad it happened with how this conversation is going ㅋㅋ

txt: is that what you're into? because i like to think that i'm pretty good at doing both of those while i'm on my knees.
txt: just out of curiosity
txt: would you be interested in doing that one move, while you're on top of me?

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: might as well seize this opportunity, yeah? ㅋㅋㅋ

txt: now that's something i'm really really into
txt: ngl i've never tried that with a guy before...

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: one of the best i've ever had ㅋㅋ so pardon me for being totally shameless

txt: with arms like that too, you can easily move me into whatever position you want, but i'd love to hear more about what you're into~
txt: oh? ㅋ so, how do feel about putting it to the test?

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i like shameless ㅋ

txt: go easy on me... you'd be the first guy i'm moving into whatever position i want
txt: so uh... lure me in with those sexy eyes of yours
txt: sure you can handle it?

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: a man after my own heart ㅋ

txt: don't worry, i'll make you feel plenty comfortable, if not with my eyes, there's always other things ㅋㅋ
txt: i might be louder than usual because of how turned on i'll be, can you handle that?

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅋㅋㅋ maybe i'm just after some ass today

txt: like what?
txt: i think i can find ways to keep you quiet if i want ㅋㅋㅋ

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: to put it respectfully, i can just be a hole, sir.
txt: do tell me about some of these ways~

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: fuck.
txt: what.


txt: fuck i think i... i think my brain melted out of my head
txt: you really want me to use you huh

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

txt: that’s the idea, yes
txt: sounds like someone can’t handle it after all~

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i've never backed down from a challenge...

txt: especially not when it's just a hole begging to be fucked ㅋㅋㅋ

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: didn’t think you were the type ㅋ
txt: this hole just needs a place and a time~

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: all you need is a place and a time and i can fuck you like there's no tomorrow?
txt: your dorm. next weekend.

Re: Taehyung (bts) / misfired text - au

[(Anonymous)]

(so late to this ;; but would you be open to scening this?)