txt: yes, the gorgeous girl i was telling you about! from my psych class!
txt: stop sending me messages i am trying figure out something normal to send
txt: so she'll come for coffee with me
txt: without realizing i'm obsessed with the way she carries herself
txt: and her pretty nails
txt: and sexy thighs
txt: wait if i'm getting your notifs. . .

(the minute it takes to scroll up and see only very generic messages about class above this spam)

txt: . . . hi 🙃