gangnams | the phone sex / sexting meme

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the phone sex / sexting meme

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txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ remember to make your coughs convincing!
txt: let's just say i know the way to your heart~ it's through your pants. ㅎㅎ
txt: they definitely do. i can never forget that time we got drunk off wine when we were in the cabin and decided it was a good idea to go skinny dipping.

( a few minutes later )
txt: are you sure she won't ask where you'll be?

txt: eyes watering and everything. 🤧 got it. ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: i’m an easy man. well. when it comes to you.
txt: the fucking was worth the near cold i almost got after. ㅋ

txt: trying to think of another excuse. already used the conference one last time...

txt: ㅎㅎㅎ perfect. maybe we'll look for an agent for you after all this.
txt: only comes to me, huh? guess i'm a special case then~?
txt: i agree. i was amazed with how you could move under water, hyung..

txt: damn. how about a work team building trip?

txt: i got the face for show business, right? 😇
txt: real special. you know how to push the right buttons~
txt: the look on your face was the best part. ❤️

txt: work team building sounds...appropriate.
txt: lots of different exercises. rigorous exercises.

txt: i'm probably biased when i say i think so. don't forget me when you're famous, babe. ㅎㅎ
txt: you like it when i push your buttons though~
txt: only you get to see that face.

txt: ㅋㅋㅋ i definitely thought so.
txt: we'll make sure to stretch before every exercise.

txt: you could come with me. you could be my manager. ㅎㅎ
txt: makes things even rougher. 😏
txt: good. :) can’t wait to see it again soon.

txt: shit, jinyoung. ㅋ already thinking about these exercises.
txt: this is much needed. been stressful at home.

txt: i could but i also have a job that i like, hyung. ㅋ
txt: just how i like it~
txt: you will very soon. ^^

txt: ㅋㅋㅋ i would say i'm sorry but i'm not.
txt: oh~? why has it been stressful? is it the in-laws again?

txt: you’re right. you’re good at it too. ㅎㅎ plus wouldn’t be able to go to these nice places without it~
txt: ❤️ good. i missed seeing that face.
txt: miss your nice mouth on me.

txt: of course not. 😬 in your bratty nature. lucky i like you so much~
txt: mmhm. they’ve keep asking about when my next promotion is and the kids question. again.
txt: ...sorry. shouldn’t bore you with this. ㅋ

txt: i agree and exactly~ it helps to have a handsome incentive to get me through my overtime.
txt: i missed seeing yours too.
txt: yeah? should i keep my lips around you all night then, hyung~?

txt: ㅋㅋ i like to think i'm more mischievous than bratty 😌
txt: hm.. that does sound stressful. isn't that the third time that they've brought up kids?
txt: you're not boring me, hyung. if anything, i appreciate it when you open up like this.

txt: handsome incentive... that’s me, right~? ^^
txt: please. but dunno if i can last the whole night. your mouth drives me crazy. ㅋ
txt: also want to get mine on you too...

txt: true. feel like that word suits you well, babe. ❤️
txt: typical in-law logic. the more they push, the quicker they’ll get the results. ㅡㅡ but i’m stubborn.
txt: thanks. just better when i don’t have to think about these things.

txt: of course, hyung. who else would it be? ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: well, we can still try and see how long you can go.
txt: i'd really like that...

txt: i'm glad you agree~
txt: i know just how stubborn you can be. ㅋ
txt: rest assured, you won't have to think about any of that when you're with me. ^^

txt: i think i just wanted the ego boost. ㅋㅋ
txt: is this a challenge, jinyoung?
txt: you need to relax too, you know. ❤️

txt: one of your favorite traits of mine. 😉
txt: you’re really good at that, weekend just needs to come faster.

txt: you know i'm not really good at that but i try for you, hyung.
txt: it is. 😇 are you up for it~?
txt: don't worry. i relax pretty easily around you.

txt: you could say that but i was going to say my favorite trait of you is.. your face.
txt: kidding. ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: i understand weekdays can be harder for you but i'm up to meeting for dinner and making the time go by faster. ^^

txt: i accept the challenge.
txt: glad to hear that~

txt: another ego boost. 😛
txt: dinner, i can do. lucky for you, the missus is visiting her sister and won’t be coming back until tomorrow morning.
txt: where should we meet?
txt: i mentally clocked out of work thinking about you. ㅎㅎ

txt: you're on, hyung. ^^
txt: i only speak the truth.

txt: cherish those because they're few and far between. ㅎㅎ
txt: oh perfect~
txt: mm.. how about we meet at your favorite sushi place in gangnam? we can have dessert at my place.
txt: i won't apologize for that.

txt: makes me work harder to get your praise.
txt: sounds like a date with my favorite person. ❤️ can’t wait.
txt: dessert ㅋㅋ actual dessert? and more?

txt: the day i decided to wear the tightest slacks today. no way i’m standing up from my desk.
txt: lucky for you that i’m wearing that favorite suit you like.
txt: (picture attached: a subtle selca of mark in a black and white suit (https://bit.ly/3pe3eA6 ) head tilting up to show off his jawline)

txt: it's cute when you work hard. fighting, hyung. ❤️
txt: neither can i. ^^
txt: actual dessert and maybe more~ if you don't tease me during dinner. ㅋㅋ

txt: have fun with that, hyung. ^^ i'm clocking out as i type this.
txt: ... i do like that suit on you because it accentuates your waist.
txt: but i'm afraid i might cut myself if i kiss you later. ㅋㅋㅋ

txt: i hear your sass.. 🤨 ㅋㅋ i hear your smile even through text.
txt: can’t promise that i wont.

txt: ass ㅋㅋ i’ll just suffer i guess.
txt: ... ㅎㅎ clever guy~ hyung will take care of you if you cut yourself. 😉
txt: gonna try to leave soon too.

txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎ you mean this smile~? ( https://i.imgur.com/EZU1hfp.jpg )
txt: you wouldn't be you if you made a promise like that. ㅋㅋ

txt: i'm sure the suffering will be temporary. 😌
txt: i'd appreciate if you took care of me~
txt: there's no rush though because our reservation isn't until 7.

txt: yeah~ your dumb, cute, charming smile. 😒❤️ ㅋㅋ
txt: you know me so well~

txt: holding you to that.
txt: i definitely will, babe.
txt: always one step ahead~ but perfect. i will see you there.

( do you have a contact if you want to scene the two? ^^ )

txt: you like this dumb, cute, charming smile. 😁
txt: i'd like to think i do. ㅋㅋ

txt: please do~
txt: i can always count on you to take care of me.
txt: i like to stay ready. ㅎㅎ drive safely and try not to cut off too many people, okay?

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