the phone sex / sexting meme

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the phone sex / sexting meme how to play what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Yugyeom (got7) / ota

[(Anonymous)]

Jaehyun - nct

[(Anonymous)]

(misfire text)
txt: if i had to pick.. yugyeom. his legs are the best ones.

5 minutes later.

txt: well.. now i know to be more careful with my recently texted contacts list.

Re: Jaehyun - nct

[(Anonymous)]

txt: what?? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: i mean, thanks ㅋ but what were you talking about?

Re: Jaehyun - nct

[(Anonymous)]

txt: uh. i'll summarize it... the rest of it was rated x, but you're best legs out of 97line, in my opinion ㅋㅋ

Re: Jaehyun - nct

[(Anonymous)]

txt: thanks ㅋㅋㅋㅋ i thought i saw you checking me out backstage the last time...
txt: what was the x rated part?

Re: Jaehyun - nct

[(Anonymous)]

txt: you noticed.. i don't think i was good at hiding it ㅎ
txt: the other part, ah.. where i'd want those legs ㅋㅋㅋㅋ over my shoulders or around my waist. there you go -_-

Re: Jaehyun - nct

[(Anonymous)]

txt: you're not subtle ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: oh. well...
txt: i wouldn't turn down the chance, you know

bambam / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i feel your eyes on the back of my neck ㅋㅋ
txt: did you get any sleep last night?

Re: bambam / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: no ㅋ
txt: all thanks to someone

Re: bambam / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: tried to let you sleep in the morning but couldn’t resist~

Re: bambam / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: tried to let me sleep in?! ㅋㅋ
txt: i woke up with your mouth around my dick and your fingers in my ass ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: how could i sleep after that?

Re: bambam / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅎㅎㅎ fuck i didn’t mean to laugh that loud.
txt: how can you manage to keep a straight face right now???

txt: but hey~ isn’t that the best way to wake up? 😌
txt: it was payback for teasing me last night.

Re: bambam / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: the face mark hyung just made ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: i was keeping a straight face until that, fuuuuck ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

txt: it wasn't bad
txt: what? you got your payback last night! ㅋㅋ
txt: besides, you like it

Re: bambam / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i can’t believe i had to find a random meme to show him. it wasn’t even that funny 😩
txt: yeah yeah wipe that smile off your handsome face.

txt: “wasn’t bad” yah. ㅋㅋ
txt: ...okay FINE i do. i get riled up.
txt: like right now. fuck. ㅋ

Re: bambam / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: was it one of the cat memes?
txt: you're such a sap ㅋㅋㅋ

txt: yeah? ㅎ i bet i could tell if i ducked down
txt: if we were the only ones here, what would you want to do?

Re: bambam / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: yeah the one everyone has seen by now....
txt: whatever! you love it. 🙄 ㅋㅋㅋ

txt: pin you against one of these walls.
txt: get that shirt off first.

Re: bambam / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: yeah, yeah ㅋㅋㅋ

txt: what makes you think you'd pin me that easily?

Re: bambam / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i’m confident, i can.
txt: gonna fight back? ㅋㅋ

Re: bambam / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: yeah
txt: i'm not gonna be that eeeeaaaaassssyyyy ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: even for you

Re: bambam / non-au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: eeeeeaaaaassssyyy there ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: now i feel really challenged...