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the misfired text meme

the misfired text meme

It happens to the best of us. You were trying to send a text to your mom/friend/dad/boyfriend/girlfriend and ended up sending it to a complete stranger or worse, somebody you know. Hopefully it wasn't raunchy (but it was probably raunchy). Whoops.

How to Play:
1: Post your characters with a text meant for somebody else
2: ... Or wait for someone else to send them a text, we're not your boss.
3: Respond.
4: ???
5: Profit.
6: ps Link all NSFW things.
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bakerstreet

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txt: he's so distracting.
txt: i'm going to end up missing out on something important during the stakeout.

txt: your partner or your subject?

txt: my partner!
txt: i don't think the subject's showered for days.

txt: he'll ask to be reassigned if you fuck up again.

txt: what do you mean again?
txt: i told you he was the one who messed up last time.

txt: i forgot. what did he do?

txt: you don't remember? the dog!
txt: it's burned so clearly into my memory. ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: honestly, rescuing that dog was the right thing to do. but we got chewed out for it at the station. ㅋ
txt: and then there was that time he gave away our location because he started sneezing.

[after a couple of minutes]

txt: is that why he's distracting?
txt: because he messes up?

txt: no. it's because he does sweet things like rescue dogs, even when it means we might lose our suspect temporarily.
txt: and he's funny, which helps these long waits go faster.
txt: and because i want to suck his dick.
txt: but you knew that part. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: how are things going with your boyfriend by the way? you're still seeing him, right? the tall one?

txt: remind me what my name is saved as in your contacts?

txt: woo--

[after a couple of horrified minutes]

txt: i guess it was my turn to mess up. ㅋ
txt: sorry! forget about all of that.

txt: the captain adopted that dog, by the way. he named her happy.
txt: but you've always been more of a cat person.
txt: sorry that i got us chewed out.

txt: how long have you been checking me out?

txt: i'm glad you rescued her!
txt: even if we got chewed out. ㅋㅋ

txt: i dunno. a while.
txt: i know it's incredibly inappropriate.
txt: it won't happen again.

txt: after all the scolding you gave me, i'm surprised you're spending our stakeout texting your friend about my dick...

txt: and the sneezing was your fault. your fur hat got in my nose.

txt: we both know nothing's going to happen. he's probably not even here.
txt: we're plan b just in case.

txt: that was your fault! you didn't have to be so close.

txt: i did offer to stand in front of you.

txt: and what's not going to happen?

txt: you make a great wall but a terrible window. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

txt: the suspect's not going to come out of the building because he's probably not in it. he's likely at his mother's, which is why team a is over there.
txt: we're sitting in the dark killing time.

txt: that's... true.
txt: we have a lot of time to kill.

txt: what else does your friend know?

txt: yeah. ㅋㅋ he'll probably hole up for days, like the last one.

txt: i haven't told him any details about our stakeout. don't worry.
txt: he doesn't even know where in the city we are.

txt: i mean, what else does your friend know about me?

txt: well....
txt: he knows you're usually the one to lighten the mood when things are looking bleak.
txt: he knows you stole that rookie's first kiss by accident.
txt: and i may have told him about your chicken and beer print pajamas from that time i crashed at your place.

txt: officer wei had it coming.
txt: the ones you drooled on when you fell asleep in my lap?

txt: officer wei didn't know what hit him.
txt: yeah. ㅋㅋ you're comfortable.

txt: as far as people to kiss, i'm not a bad choice.

txt: neither are you.
txt: i was awake then.

txt: since you saw those texts, i can't pretend i disagree. ㅋ

txt: ....what?

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