the misfired text meme

[tamama]

the misfired text meme

It happens to the best of us. You were trying to send a text to your mom/friend/dad/boyfriend/girlfriend and ended up sending it to a complete stranger or worse, somebody you know. Hopefully it wasn't raunchy (but it was probably raunchy). Whoops.

How to Play:
1: Post your characters with a text meant for somebody else
2: ... Or wait for someone else to send them a text, we're not your boss.
3: Respond.
4: ???
5: Profit.
6: ps Link all NSFW things.
7: Original post via bakerstreet

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

txt: you... are not kyuhyun. shit.
txt: sir, sorry. uh. maybe we should pretend like that didn’t just happen.
txt: unless... no. it’s probably not the wine. we both know I can drink a ton ㅎ
txt: ah. how embarrassing...

[bodytypes]

txt: I'm not. ㅎㅎ
txt: I know you can. You can outdrink most people at work gatherings. ㅎ
txt: If you want to pretend it didn't happen, we can.
txt: But I do want to know if you were serious about sleeping together. Unless you were talking about someone else.

[(Anonymous)]

txt: Just one of my many talents.
txt: Well since we’re talking about it. I’ve thought about it more than a few times.
txt: ㅋ Ah, there’s no one else fuckable in our office. I meant you.
txt: You’re not going to fire me are you...

[bodytypes]

txt: ㅎㅎ I'm not sure how I feel about being the only one labeled fuckable.
txt: I'm not going to fire you.
txt: Or promote you.
txt: I will sleep with you, though.

[(Anonymous)]

txt: Your assistant isn’t too hard on the eyes. He’s a bit short for my tastes though.
txt: Sorry, do you want me to want to sleep with half our office? ㅋㅋ I’m not that easy.
txt: Oh. Well. You really don’t play hard to get.
txt: Have you thought about me like that before?

[bodytypes]

txt: No, but it might go to my head to be the only one. ㅎㅎ
txt: What's the point in playing hard to get when I already know you're interested?
txt: I have. More than a few times.
txt: I'm glad you don't come to my office that often. It's easy to get caught up in thinking about how good you'd look on my desk. ㅎ

[(Anonymous)]

txt: Nothing, I like that you’re straightforward ㅎㅎ
txt: What makes you think I wouldn’t throw you down on the desk first and have my way with you or—
txt: Do things only work the other way around with you?
txt: I’ve thought about sucking you off ㅎ Letting you try to work while I keep you busy. Hm.

[bodytypes]

txt: Ah, good. ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: They don't, but I'm used to most partners I have expecting things to only work one way.
txt: It would be a good change of pace to be thrown on a desk once in a while. ㅎㅎ
txt: Maybe you should stay late tomorrow.
txt: We can see how well you fit under my desk.

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅋㅋ Makes sense. I get that usually, too.
txt: How long has it been since someone’s fucked you? Bet you’re nice and tight...
txt: Yeah. I think I’ve got a few accounts for us to go over tomorrow. Might take a while.
txt: ...You know I’m probably not going to fit. I’m too tall ㅋㅋㅋ

[bodytypes]

txt: ㅎㅎ Sounds like this could be a nice change for both of us.
txt: Over a year. I've used toys in that time, though.
txt: ㅎㅎㅎ That's true. Maybe I'll just have to turn to the side. No one will be around to hide from anyway.