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tamama ([personal profile] tamama) wrote in [community profile] gangnams2020-04-10 08:30 am

the misfired text meme

the misfired text meme


It happens to the best of us. You were trying to send a text to your mom/friend/dad/boyfriend/girlfriend and ended up sending it to a complete stranger or worse, somebody you know. Hopefully it wasn't raunchy (but it was probably raunchy). Whoops.

How to Play:
1: Post your characters with a text meant for somebody else
2: ... Or wait for someone else to send them a text, we're not your boss.
3: Respond.
4: ???
5: Profit.
6: ps Link all NSFW things.
7: Original post via [community profile] bakerstreet

Re: renjun / chaebol au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
txt: jump and i will let you drown
txt: neither of us here can actually swim in real water!
txt: except maybe jaeminnie.
txt: also why did i have to say something?
txt: i wanted to know why you were getting scolded

txt: so you got yelled at by mark hyung? ㅎ
txt: like actually got yelled at? ㅎ

Re: renjun / chaebol au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
txt: good, that’s what i want to happen!
txt: .....because. it’s dishonest??

txt: i don’t know if it was for your benefit or mine
txt: but yeah. he made me go home in his car and wouldn’t make eye contact the whole time he talked
txt: doesn’t matter though

Re: renjun / chaebol au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
txt: too bad that won’t happen. you will not jump!
txt: this is my favorite boat, i will not let it turn into a crime scene
txt: it was not dishonest! it was an unfortunate mishap ㅎ

txt: probably a bit of both. he’s a little protective
txt: first sign of hyung being dishonest: he doesn’t make eye contact
txt: why doesn’t it matter?
txt: it’s rude to sneak off without telling anyone, you know.

Re: renjun / chaebol au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
txt: rule it an accident
txt: take it out to international waters
txt: you have my blessing!
txt: i hate that i’m into a guy who has a favorite boat

txt: so which part was he lying about?
txt: it just doesn’t. does knowing it make your life any different?
txt: ...i’m sorry, guess i wasn’t raised with your manners ㅋㅋ
txt: they seem like good guys. i just got a bit of sensory overload

Re: renjun / chaebol au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
txt: you’re going to make me have to do too much work to cover this up
txt; just stay on the deck and i won’t come up there if you really don’t want me to
txt: what, you don’t have a favorite of something?

txt: does it matter? since it’s nothing serious, like you said.
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ i’m only teasing. sorry, they guys are pretty loud
txt: nana is usually never in the country and we didn’t want to miss him this time around
txt: should i have just invited you out during a more quieter time?

Re: renjun / chaebol au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
txt: thought this was your favorite boat. it’s not worth a little effort? ㅋㅋ
txt: sure, i have a favorite pair of shoes. a favorite cartoon. a favorite noodle shop.
txt: favorite superyacht? not so much ㅋㅋㅋ

txt: ouch, fair hit.
txt: no, i don’t mind that you invited me
txt: this was my plan all along, remember? ㅋ
txt: just give me another 20 minutes to forget this whole interaction

Re: renjun / chaebol au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
txt: this is my favorite boat, but that doesn’t mean i want it to come down to that!
txt: it’ll suck to take her out to the water and remember the time the cute boy decided to jump to his watery death
txt: all because he sent a message to the wrong person ㅎ

txt: your words, not mine.
txt: point. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: if you don’t want to come back, you don’t have to
txt: i can have someone bring you something to drink up there
txt: since if i do it, you’ll jump into the water
txt: and like i said, this is my favorite boat ㅋ

Re: renjun / chaebol au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
txt: ...you let me send several, you’re an accessory to the crime!
txt: what even makes it your favorite..?
txt: i’ve gazed into the water long enough to decide this isn’t how i’ll want to go
txt: the crime report will be much thicker if i drown in the rooftop pool instead

txt: that’s what makes it fair
txt: ...ㅋㅋㅋ i hate how you make me feel. it’s terrifying?
txt: did you really keep track of how long i was gone?

Re: renjun / chaebol au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
txt: you wouldn’t be able to prove that!
txt: this one is actually mine. like for my use only.
txt: the others are family boats, but this one is mine
txt: see i was hoping that wouldn’t be an option...
txt: you’re cute so can you just not die on or around my boat?

txt: and how do i make you feel?
txt: can’t be good if you’ve ran away from me down here.
txt: i did, yeah. it’s been close to a little over half an hour now.
txt: i’m starting to think you found a way back to shore without telling me.

Re: renjun / chaebol au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
txt: i see. that’s sweet, so she’s actually your one and only ㅋㅋ
txt: i am not cute! stop saying that or you’ll drive me into the water

txt: i thought i was being subtle... i need to watch you more carefully
txt: don’t come up to check. do not!
txt: you’ll ruin my getaway ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: and somehow it’s... easier to say it like this
txt: i feel a little out of my depth. but also like i’m floating

Re: miyeon / uni au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
txt: 😂
txt: it’s okay! i’m flattered that you think i’m cute 😊

Re: lee shinyoung (actor) / generic slice-of-life

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
txt: aish myself you mean ㅋㅋ
txt: uh the text was supposed to be for...aha. well. it doesn’t matter now
txt: i’m glad you feel refreshed!
txt: ...you know i’m bad about switching to new things
txt: and also the numbers were close
txt: no, it’s okay ㅎ i kinda like the teasing anyways

Re: jisung (skz) /nonau

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
txt: i'll never wash it
txt: i want them to bury me in this
txt: i don't smell! i shower!

Re: jisung (skz) / college au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
txt: sometimes i kinda like that you're not nice to me
txt: that sounds stupider over text than it did in my head....
txt: but yeah i do

Re: jinhoo (up10tion) - detectives au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
txt: we both know nothing's going to happen. he's probably not even here.
txt: we're plan b just in case.

txt: that was your fault! you didn't have to be so close.

Re: jisung (skz) / college au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
txt: ...cute and a masochist
txt: that’s fun 🙃
txt: i take it back, lunch isn’t going to cut it
txt: buy me dinner instead

Re: jinhoo (up10tion) - detectives au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
txt: i did offer to stand in front of you.

txt: and what's not going to happen?

Re: jisung (skz) / college au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
txt: i'm not a masochist!
txt: i just... ugh ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: okay! what do you want to eat?

Re: jisung (skz) / college au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
txt: if you’re thinking about asking me out, you have to be a little...
txt: you just? for once i’m all ears ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: take me to haidilao

Re: jisung (skz) / college au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
txt: i guess that's true....
txt: haidilao? aren't they kinda expensive?

Re: jinhoo (up10tion) - detectives au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
txt: you make a great wall but a terrible window. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

txt: the suspect's not going to come out of the building because he's probably not in it. he's likely at his mother's, which is why team a is over there.
txt: we're sitting in the dark killing time.

Re: jinhoo (up10tion) - detectives au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
txt: that's... true.
txt: we have a lot of time to kill.

txt: what else does your friend know?

Re: jisung (skz) / college au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
txt: hey remember five minutes ago when murder was still on the table?

Re: jinhoo (up10tion) - detectives au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
txt: yeah. ㅋㅋ he'll probably hole up for days, like the last one.

txt: i haven't told him any details about our stakeout. don't worry.
txt: he doesn't even know where in the city we are.

Re: jinhoo (up10tion) - detectives au

(Anonymous) 2020-04-12 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
txt: i mean, what else does your friend know about me?

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