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the sexting/phone sex meme

how to play:
what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern royals au
txt: i could never hate you, even if i tried... i knew you would be feeling as trapped as i am in this engagement. γ but it turns out, we're really meant for each other~
txt: you're so cute when you get flustered, baby.
txt: i think you might as well wear a plug while you're at it. maybe we can sneak in a fuck or two. what do you think?
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern royals au
txt: yeah, we got really, really lucky. β€οΈ thank you for thinking of me and giving us a chance.
txt: π have you been thinking about this?
txt: hyung. γ ah, that sounds... amazing. i know people will be wanting your attention left and right but i want to keep you to myself.
txt: it'll be a thrill to pull that off and come back with my pure white suit on~
txt: i suppose i can't keep you in our chambers for a whole week after our wedding, right? since you have responsibilities as future king and all. γ γ γ γ γ
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern royals au
txt: it's going to be a really long procession so i was trying to think of ways i can keep my betrothed entertained~
txt: i'm sure they won't notice us going missing for... ten minutes? fifteen? γ γ γ it'll be a bit of a challenge but i'm confident i can make you cum within that timeframe. since my baby is so sensitive.
txt: you can be with me during those, can't you?
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern royals au
txt: γ γ γ γ γ γ γ let's not forget the extremely heavy material of your uniform and the crown you have to wear, hyung~ i'm going to laugh so hard if you end up having to behave because it won't let you do anything but wave at people and sit straight.
txt: but i'll be really happy to help you out of it, too. β€οΈ
txt: i can, but i don't want to take your attention away... γ γ am i even allowed to do something like holding your hand when you're in meetings?
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern royals au
txt: i keep forgetting about the uniform i'll have to wear for that day. γ γ why do i have to torture myself by wearing that for my own wedding... i'll figure something out. yah. don't laugh at your king!!
txt: if you behave for me, i can let you wear my crown in bed. βΊοΈ i think it would look so much better on you.
txt: don't worry, baby. i can multitask. you can even sit on my lap during the meetings. i'm sure the rest of the council won't mind.
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern royals au
txt: hyung! γ γ you know it's never going to be able to stay on. γ γ γ γ and here i was thinking i could call you 'your majesty' in bed as an incentive. π
txt: i can't tell if this is sincere or teasing. but i do know if that ever happened, you'd be touching me under the table~
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern royals au
txt: γ γ γ i feel the same way when i see you in your uniform. your body is a masterpiece. γ γ
txt: you know i can always try fucking you nice and slow so that the crown does stay on. itβll be a fun challenge~
txt: titles are all i ever hear from everyone else. i love it more when you call my name.
txt: me? doing inappropriate things during important meetings? ahβ¦ you know me too well. youβd like that though, wouldnβt you? bet you'd like it even more if one of them noticed.
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern royals au
txt: ... why are you like this. π you always have to say the barest amount to get me all worked up. i think that would be a lot of fun~ you fucking me from behind and forcing me to stay still so the crown never falls off... would you spank me if it did, hyung? π₯°
txt: my jimin hyung. β€οΈ
txt: well... what better way to make sure everyone knows that the king is happy with his new consort? but would you be able to focus if i kept grinding down on you? asking you to touch me more?
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern royals au
txt: you love me like this~ and i would spank you just because i know how much you love it. naughty baby. γ γ
txt: i'm all yours. β€οΈ
txt: hm, that's not enough to break my focus but do keep going. i'd love to hear more about how desperate you are to fuck yourself on my cock while we're in a room filled with other people.