the sexting/phone sex meme

[tamama]

the sexting/phone sex meme

how to play:

what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Re: hyungwon (mx) - apt building au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: Could you kill someone with a water bottle? Should I be worried? ㅎㅎ

txt: Whatever happened to routine being best for those working from home. ㅋㅋ Do you dock your pay when you're distracted by your boxer clad neighbor?
txt: I don't know how artsy a sketch of me in boxers would be, honestly...

Re: hyungwon (mx) - apt building au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i haven't tested it, hopefully i don't get a break in 🤔

txt: when your pay is commission and you're damn good at what you do, time is whenever i want it to be and sleep is the rest
txt: are you planning on attending my wining and dining in just those?
txt: don't suppose you'd be up for going full titantic and losing a layer would you?

Re: hyungwon (mx) - apt building au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: Don't leave your door open after coming home drunk and I think you'll be okay. ㅎ

txt: And you prefer to spend your free time peering at your neighbor on the balcony?
txt: No. I don't make habit of going out of my apartment is just boxers. ㅎ
txt: Has the artist got no French girls? 🤔

Re: hyungwon (mx) - apt building au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: am i suddenly not the only drunk one on this story's night because i was unaware~
txt: lock your doors, taehyungah

txt: well
txt: as an artist i appreciate a fine view
txt: suppose this salvages my dinner-with-clothes-on plan, more sanitary in the kitchen
txt: it's been a while since there was worthy inspiration for life drawing, though i think you'd also be a fitting canvas yourself

Re: hyungwon (mx) - apt building au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: Listen, I was safely drunk at home. ㅎㅎ With no risk of wandering the hall and stepping into the wrong apartment.

txt: Isn't it a hazard to have clothes off in the kitchen too? ㅎ I'm not ready to lose any appendages.
txt: Does this mean you want to paint on me, monsieur artist?

Re: hyungwon (mx) - apt building au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i was also drunk at home, but smart me knew don't balcony for fresh air while drunk.
txt: just made a wrong turn on the way back in ㅋㅋ

txt: like i said, clothes plan salvaged, for safety
txt: it would be a pity if you lost any, i'm sure you're quite fond of them all

txt: yes
txt: yes i think that would look quite good... have you considered tattoos?

Re: hyungwon (mx) - apt building au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: I'm glad drunk you still has enough common sense for that. ㅋㅋ

txt: I am pretty fond of my clothes...
txt: Are you threatening them? ㅎㅎㅎ

txt: No. I've never considered any permanent ones, anyway.