the sexting/phone sex meme

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the sexting/phone sex meme

how to play:

what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

yoongi / domestic au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i'm coming back from busan tonight, yeobo.
txt: is there anything i need to know before meeting your parents?
txt: i'm not sure about the osaka traditions.
txt: fucking their daughter's brains out the night before maybe?

Re: yoongi / domestic au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i already got them some gifts that i'll show you later ㅎㅎ
txt: other than that.. hm.. just be yourself
txt: oh, and that. you want to be relaxed before going to see them, right?

Re: yoongi / domestic au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: am i going to taking credit for these gifts?
txt: my real self is very bad at japanese.
txt: ah, you're smart. get the adrenaline pumping, blood flowing, a nice, cardio workout, and then a relaxing finish.
txt: i'm fuckin' in babe.
txt: how are you feeling? nervous?

Re: yoongi / domestic au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: yes. we didn't have much time to go shopping so i just grabbed some stuff ㅎㅎ
txt: what if we only speak japanese during sex? that way you can practice
txt: i'm feeling fine. nervous i guess but excited too. i can't wait for them to see how amazing you are~

Re: yoongi / domestic au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: you're too smart for your own good.
txt: as long as you keep calling me oppa~
txt: what's my best quality that your parents would approve of? how hard i fuck?

Re: yoongi / domestic au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i know right? brains and beauty~ i'm the whole package
txt: oh i'm sure they'd love to know that ㅎㅎ
txt: i can tell them about how good you are at eating me out

Re: yoongi / domestic au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i can see why they'd be picky. asking for your father's blessing is going to be hard.
txt: babe, i'm blushing at the compliment.
txt: are we staying with them? we might have to stick to just the eating until i can bend you over at a hotel.

Re: yoongi / domestic au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: you're right it's going to be really hard. i'm my dad's little princess ㅎㅎ
txt: they wanted us to stay with them but i booked us a hotel. i want to show you around so it's easier if we have our own space. plus when i saw how big the bathtub was at the hotel i couldn't resist
txt: you're still welcome to eat me out as much as you want, though~

Re: yoongi / domestic au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: maybe you can talk him up twenty minutes before i ask for his blessing. tell him how amazing i am as a boyfriend.
txt: i've always wanted to try local cuisine but i've got all i need in the room. are there any fun places we can visit and fuck at without getting caught?

Re: yoongi / domestic au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: i'll sweet talk him before you talk to ask him ㅎㅎㅎ and we'll get out the sake early
txt: i'm the only local cuisine you need~~ but i'll also take you to my favorite places so you can try all the food
txt: you want to have sex in public? yah you're crazy!
txt: but... hm.. maybe i know a few places

Re: yoongi / domestic au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: okay, just make sure he remembers that he gave me his blessing.
txt: just find me some cute drinks that i can savor while i eat you.
txt: maybe like a private sauna~

Re: yoongi / domestic au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: we aren't going to get him drunk, just a little friendlier ㅎㅎ he's probably going to make you drink too so it's best to go slow...
txt: we can order champagne at the hotel~ you lick it off me
txt: a sauna? you must be crazy!