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the sexting/phone sex meme

the sexting/phone sex meme

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what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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txt: does this mean 'with pleasure'? ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: just thinking about some things...
txt: why are you up?

txt: look at that, you're a natural! ㅋㅋ
txt: things like high school?
txt: they put true blood on hulu for free, i got carried away... ㅎㅎㅎㅎ

txt: but i think i could give you a lot more than a smile

txt: i still don't know how to ask for bread though. ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: high school is just a setting for the thoughts?
txt: how far did you binge? ㅋ

txt: what more would you give me?

txt: okay, i might be a little rusty... but try this ㅋ
txt: 'savais-tu que tu ressembles à ma future petite-copine?'
txt: thinking about those pep squad drills or something else?
txt: ah. bill is just about to bite her? ㅋㅋ

txt: i'd rather you try asking for it

txt: i can't even begin to try to pronounce that. ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: what does it mean?
txt: maybe both, the drills and something else.
txt: how far in was that...?

txt: voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

txt: need practice rolling your r’s? ㅎㅎㅎㅎ you know i can help
txt: what are you saying? it means may i have some bread!
txt: what’s that? and why now?
txt: please stop pretending my watch history is at all important right now ㅋㅋㅋ

txt: baby, of course
txt: i’m like dying to fuck you

txt: i thought r rolling was spanish and french had the throaty snooty sounding r! ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: no, look, i know at least bread is pain? there's no pain in there.
txt: suppressed... somethings.
txt: what if it's important because i want to bite you? ㅎㅎ

txt: for how long? why didn't you ever tell me?
txt: was that what your cheeky smile meant all this time?

txt: mhm, different roll. maybe if i kiss down your throat it’ll warm you up?
txt: i need to stop taking you to paris baguette ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: well it doesn’t sound healthy to keep them suppressed... are you going to share with the class?
txt: if you’re asking for permission, the answer is yes ㅎㅎㅎ

txt: i thought you’d come to me if you ever felt anything back. it seemed smarter than spooking you?
txt: i did not think that day would be two boyfriends and three years later

txt: it would warm me up, but i don't think it'll be for talking french. ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: why? it's a highlight every time we go~
txt: i'm slowly sharing!
txt: then. okay. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

txt: maybe if you would've told me what it really meant, i wouldn't have minded ending up in your bed instead of ending up with bread. ㅎㅎㅎ

txt: i'll still take the win ㅋㅋ
txt: and i still really want to know what sparked all this...

txt: but you looked so cute rehearsing the line. how could i break it to you? ㅋㅋㅋ and technically there were plenty of nights you ended up in my bed, i host the best sleepovers
txt: we could always have one again

txt: it might've been me finally hearing lady marmalade... ㅎㅎㅎ

txt: one day there's going to be a foreign language i know and i'll get you to rehearse something risque because it'll be cute!
txt: well, yes, but none of those nights ended in the coucher... ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: when's the next sleepover?

txt: you can't see it but i'm facepalming right now
txt: my hokkien isn't very sharp... ㅎㅎ but is yours either?
txt: we'll make up for lost time
txt: how's next saturday? i'll break out a bottle of wine, you bring something to sleep in that's easy to take off ㅋㅋㅋ

txt: i wish i could see it. ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: not really... there'll be some other language, eventually.
txt: making up for lost time... is saturday really the soonest you can do?

txt: i've got an idea. ㅋㅋㅋ a cliche one, but, an idea.

txt: i waited three years for you, you can’t wait a week? ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: after everything i want to make sure i can really, really take my time with you

txt: ... i’m listening

txt: i'm afraid i can't.
txt: i can compromise and settle for thursday night. ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: that way you can have me all weekend...

txt: i warned you it's cliche! but... picture... a trench coat... and beneath it...
txt: have you got a favorite lingerie line? ㅋㅋ

txt: are you saying you want to crash with me the rest of the week?!
txt: the things i’ll do to you...

txt: ...ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: better yet, do you still have your pep uniform? ㅋㅋㅋ

txt: thursday through sunday! it's just a short visit, no crashing~
txt: just maybe crashing your mouth against mine...

txt: ... yeah. but, that growth spurt i had...
txt: the skirt is a little short and the top is... more of a crop than before.

txt: baby i’ll want so much more than your mouth, you have no idea
txt: stay as long as you want ㅎㅎㅎ

txt: well... ㅋㅋ that’s what the overcoat is for, isn’t it?

txt: then those few days should be good, right? ㅋㅋㅋ before you go through withdrawals the whole work week~
txt: i'll stay a few days, enough so you miss me when i have to go again.

txt: yes...
txt: so...
txt: wait.
txt: i'll keep that part to myself~

txt: yah, who messaged who in the middle of the night? ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: now i can’t wait either

txt: what are you keeping from me now?!

txt: it was one a.m. technically that's considered morning. ㅋㅋ
txt: good.

txt: nothing you won't know come thursday night!

txt: chou. tzu. yu.
txt: i can’t have even a preview? ㅎㅎ

txt: hmmmmmmm~?
txt: 🙅‍♀️

txt: tell me, or you’ll be in so much trouble! 😠

txt: ㅋㅋㅋ what kind of trouble?
txt: what're you going to do to me?

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