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the sexting/phone sex meme

the sexting/phone sex meme

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what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[misfired text]

txt: i almost fucked up that consulting deal man
txt: got lost staring at his hands again and spaced out
txt: third time. . . this shit's gonna end up on my performance review at this rate. . .

txt: sounds like you are in a bit of a pickle.
txt: what's so special about his hands?

txt: right? if i don't get a raise this quarter i'm gonna have to start job hunting again
txt: are you kidding ?
txt: last week you said his handshake when you met left you weak too
txt: his fingers are so long and his touch is so firm
txt: not to mention
txt: his legs
txt: his face
txt: and

[a pause, then typing on and off for a minute]

txt: excuse me, these messages were highly inappropriate and will not happen again .

txt: ㅎㅎ
txt: if i do so recall, it's after hours and i'm not your boss.
txt: so please. continue. i believe there's more after my face?

txt: . . . . . what does that make you, after hours ?
txt: i
txt: saw you at the gym the other day
txt: ㅋㅋ

txt: what do you want me to be after hours?
txt: and you didn't say hello? i'm offended.
txt: what else did you see?

txt: i would like to postpone answering this question, thanks.
txt: do you often say hello when you're wiped out and get which shower is occupied or not wrong and pull the wrong curtain back?
txt: a lot.
txt: very briefly.
txt: mostly from the side.
txt: maybe i should say goodbye instead ㅋ

txt: i don't think you have the choice to postpone, if you want something to come out of this.
txt: ㅎㅎㅎ so you saw my dick.
txt: was it impressive, at least?

txt: does this mean you're interested in putting your hands to good use, hyung ?
txt: along with the rest of your physique, yes
txt: "at least" would be a severe understatement
txt: haven't you noticed my good mood all week ?
txt: something nice to think about does that to a man

txt: are you offering? if it helps, i give good massages.
txt: ㅎㅎ it would be wrong for me to lie, wouldn't it?
txt: every time i see you walking around the office, i can't help but watch the curve of your backside.
txt: a nice plump ass does things to a man.

txt: your hands on me for real. . . if i looked happy at work before ㅋ
txt: i see
txt: so that stern look you gave me the other day was you saving face from staring after my ass ?
txt: good to know
txt: what have you thought about. . . with regards to my ass ?

txt: you could say that, but it also felt like maybe you were teasing me. i have to be able to keep myself in check at the office, too.
txt: only the way it'd feel in my lap.
txt: i've thought about how thrilling it'd be to have you sitting on my lap in my office. naked. with everyone else outside.

txt: yet your fantasies are at work, maybe you need something to de-stress you nearby
txt: i have even more to offer than my ass you know
txt: to add to those thrills
txt: shall i leave something for you to cover the door window with on your desk in the morning?

txt: it's hard not to have fantasies at work when i spend more than 8 hours at the office. ㅎㅎㅎ if i could make it a little more interesting to pass the days, then so be it.
txt: oh, do you?
txt: what do you have to offer? what are you going to leave me?

txt: what've you done to make it interesting before?
txt: you've seen me
txt: don't you think my lips would do a good job too?
txt: if only someone's desk panels touched the ground, he could hide anything he wanted down there
txt: less exciting there. laminate some cardstock to tape over the window. keeps the glass' gleam at a glance but no one can see.

txt: i do see you. i notice you.
txt: i think your lips could do an excellent job. do you think your throat could handle it, is the question.
txt: so your task for tomorrow is to work on some cardstock to tape over my door window. that way, you don't have to hide under my desk when you suck me off.

txt: i like it rough. . . hand in my hair keeping me there
txt: or keeping you warm while you get work done ㅋㅋ fuck
txt: this task will take five minutes, tops. am i free the rest of the day ? or do you want me ready and waiting when you walk in ?

txt: if you can fulfill my greatest fantasy of you cockwarming me while i answer my emails, then that pay raise just might be in order. ㅎㅎ
txt: tell your corresponding manager that you'll be with me the entirety of the day. tell him it's for training for future client implementations. i'd like to walk into my office with you at my desk, ready and waiting.
txt: lock my door, i have a key.

txt: somewhere out there an hr manager is breaking down over how this is completely unacceptable
txt: good thing they don't work with us
txt: i'll get on that.

[ 20 minutes pass by ]

txt: tomorrow i'm yours.
txt: how will i manage to sleep tonight though ㅋㅋ rhetorical
txt: it's been a fantasy of mine too

txt: what they don’t know won’t hurt them. in fact, being able to fuck you stupid behind closed doors without anyone knowing is exciting. are you a loud lover?

txt: send me something to tide me over.

txt: i'll have to hold back at the office itself
txt: or you'll have to shut me up
txt: if it feels so good i forget where i am ㅋ

txt: [audio attachment: shuttered audible breaths punctuated in moans, that grow faster and more desperate over the 20s clip.]

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