the sexting/phone sex meme

[tamama]

the sexting/phone sex meme

how to play:

what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

jung jinyoung (b1a4) | au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: I never knew you had that side to you ㅎ
txt: Of course I've never seen you that drunk at a wedding either

Re: jung jinyoung (b1a4) | au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: I keep getting vague texts like this. ㅠㅠ
txt: My head really hurts. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: What did I say...? ...did I do something?

Re: jung jinyoung (b1a4) | au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: You don't remember?
txt: Now I don't know if I should say anything ㅎㅎㅎ

Re: jung jinyoung (b1a4) | au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: You should do what no one else is doing and tell me.
txt: Please? ㅎㅎㅎ Can I even show my face to the bride and groom again?

Re: jung jinyoung (b1a4) | au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: Wait a few weeks after the honeymoon and see if they've mellowed ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: First you did some kind of interpretive dance to Careless Whisper
txt: And that turned into a lap dance....
txt: And then you tried to get my pants off....

txt: Don't worry. Nothing happened
txt: I'm not going to take advantage of someone that drunk
txt: Even though you kept begging after I got you into the cab ㅎ

Re: jung jinyoung (b1a4) | au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ... I...
txt: I don't know if I can show my face to anyone who was at that wedding again...

txt: You're still texting me after all of that? ㅎㅎ I'm so sorry. ㅠㅠ I'm mortified...
txt: But, does this mean you'd have taken the offer if I wasn't drunk?

Re: jung jinyoung (b1a4) | au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: It's fine ㅎㅎㅎ At least you didn't puke on anyone

txt: Yeah, I would've
txt: Probably right there in the cab ㅎ

Re: jung jinyoung (b1a4) | au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: I don't see much silver in that lining. ㅎㅎㅎ

txt: In the cab?
txt: What if I just ask for your pants off now, without the drunk begging?

Re: jung jinyoung (b1a4) | au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: I do. That suit was brand new ㅎㅎ

txt: What if I want to hear you beg?

Re: jung jinyoung (b1a4) | au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: That suit can be replaced... my dignity on the other hand...

txt: Then I'd say you have to work for it. ㅎ

Re: jung jinyoung (b1a4) | au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: It'll recover

txt: I can bring the alcohol of your choice ㅎㅎㅎ

Re: jung jinyoung (b1a4) | au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: Not anytime soon.

txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ No... I need to swear off alcohol for awhile, I think. You can try another method.

Re: jung jinyoung (b1a4) | au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: Another method....
txt: Maybe one that involves pushing you against the mattress and pinning your wrists

Re: jung jinyoung (b1a4) | au

[(Anonymous)]

txt: I mean...

txt: It might work. ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: I'm willing to test it out.