the sexting/phone sex meme

[tamama]

the sexting/phone sex meme

how to play:

what it says on the title. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

yeri (red velvet) / ota / m/f

[(Anonymous)]

mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: is there anything⁠ — anything⁠ — i can do to make it up to you?

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: do you really mean anything?

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: absolutely!

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: you can't bring home random girls for a month
text: yes, i'm cockblocking you

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: ...fuck you
text: fine. i'm a man of my word!
text: my hand will get a good workout over the next month

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: i'd like to get some sleep you know
text: whoever was over last night screamed like a banshee
text: can't use your hand either.

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: what the fuck
text: no deal
text: it's not even no nut november 😒

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: hey, you didn't outline the terms clearly
text: you didn't say how many anythings you'd do
text: so
text: either you do anything for me the next month or i'm going to be mad at you forever

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: can't we compromise somehow? 😭

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: hmmmmmm
text: wow, really can't stand to not nut for a month?

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: you have no idea
text: it sucks

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: you're right, i don't have any idea 😌
text: but you know what? i'll be nice
text: i'll give you a hand if you need it




text: sike

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
text: real funny
text: har har har

text: would have been more believable if you'd offered your mouth 😂

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

text: what, would you have taken up the offer? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: that time i walked in on you giving head to that guy you brought home was the happiest i've ever seen you
text: who am i to deny you a greatest source of happiness? 😏

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: i mean... clearly you saw what i was working with
text: of course i was happy 😌
text: oh, but i'm having a lot of fun cockblocking you~

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: it's not only about the size, it's what you do with it
text: 😒😒😒

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: oh, he did it well
text: i'm pretty sure you heard
text: 😗😗😗

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: i did! and i didn't even complain the next day!
text: so why are you so mad about last night anyway?! 😒 geez

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: maybe you liked what you heard 🤷🏻‍♀️i'm not here to kink shame you
text: because! it was annoying!!

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: yeah well
text: i got a good view of you ㅋㅋㅋ can't complain about that

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: wow, you're not even going to deny it? ㅋㅋㅋ
text: liked what you saw~?

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: why should i?
text: yeah, i liked how you looked with your pretty lips wrapped around a cock 😏

Re: mark (nct) / roommates au

[(Anonymous)]

text: well, this is some interesting information~
text: have you imagined them wrapped around yours? ㅋㅋㅋ