txt: i do and i will love you forever. i promise.
txt: ... is... is that a jab at my stamina... or my body? am i a slob to you? ㅠㅠ
txt: don't i do that already?!
txt: i may not workout as much as you do but at least my ass still looks good... 😞 according to our mutual friends...

txt: fuck i didn't think that far ahead uh... 😳 there's no one else but you for me!!